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Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Toronto Hottie - 11-04-2003
I left the office at 3:30. My head full of work/home blah blah.
I'm wrapped up in my thoughts, head down, grab the van door and reef it open to head home.......and SLAM the top corner of the driver's side door into the top of my forehead.
Hard enough to drop me right to the ground. I was too stunned to even swear at first, and am now sporting what looks like the nub of a devil horn on the top left side of my forehead.
And, my brown suede pants are covered in mud from falling on my ass in the parking lot.
The week is shaping up nicely.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Black Lazerus - 11-04-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I left the office at 3:30. My head full of work/home blah blah.
I'm wrapped up in my thoughts, head down, grab the van door and reef it open to head home.......and SLAM the top corner of the driver's side door into the top of my forehead.
Hard enough to drop me right to the ground. I was too stunned to even swear at first, and am now sporting what looks like the nub of a devil horn on the top left side of my forehead.
And, my brown suede pants are covered in mud from falling on my ass in the parking lot.
The week is shaping up nicely.
I love karma..... send yourself a CD/T-shirt now because that is funny.
your downgraded to a 5 with a head wound. :lol::lol::tumble:
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - sweet angel - 11-04-2003
I hate when that happens.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - 60FeetUnderWater - 11-04-2003
Stop drinking on the job Hottie. sheesh.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Sloats - 11-04-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I left the office at 3:30. My head full of work/home blah blah.
I'm wrapped up in my thoughts, head down, grab the van door and reef it open to head home.......and SLAM the top corner of the driver's side door into the top of my forehead.
Hard enough to drop me right to the ground. I was too stunned to even swear at first, and am now sporting what looks like the nub of a devil horn on the top left side of my forehead.
And, my brown suede pants are covered in mud from falling on my ass in the parking lot.
The week is shaping up nicely.
I love karma..... send yourself a CD/T-shirt now because that is funny.
your downgraded to a 5 with a head wound. :lol::lol::tumble:
I agree with chocolate. Damn funney. Can we see a picture of the welt?
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Toronto Hottie - 11-04-2003
If I had a webcam, I'd totally show it. It was purple and the size of a small egg by the time I got off my ass and into the van.
If I was drinking.........I wouldn't have noticed.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - KensPen - 11-04-2003
mud covered,
dissoriented,
you are some beer breath away from being my dream date.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Toronto Hottie - 11-04-2003
I'll have the beer breath covered after about 8 pm this eve.
Shall we call our friends and relatives?
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - KensPen - 11-04-2003
let's do it mid coitus,
it would mean so much more to them.
Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^ - Toronto Hottie - 11-04-2003
My mom, for one, would appreciate the gesture I'm sure.