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Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - header - 12-08-2003

Quote:Vicar Distributes Porn Films by Mistake

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German vicar inadvertently supplied his parish with dozens of hard core porn films in an unsuccessful bid to teach people about the life of Christ.

Frithjof Schwesig, vicar in the southwestern town of Lampoldshausen, had ordered 300 copies of a video film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke.

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These guys get free porn and the fucking wind takes other people's beloved classic porn away. :disappointed:


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - RapeFantasizer - 12-08-2003

Um, you can all get free porn, just d/l it.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - Rooner - 12-08-2003

Quote:Originally posted by header
Quote:Vicar Distributes Porn Films by Mistake

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German vicar inadvertently supplied his parish with dozens of hard core porn films in an unsuccessful bid to teach people about the life of Christ.

Frithjof Schwesig, vicar in the southwestern town of Lampoldshausen, had ordered 300 copies of a video film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke.

more...


These guys get free porn and the fucking wind takes other people's beloved classic porn away. :disappointed:

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Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - header - 12-08-2003

While everyone expresses concern or sympathy for the destruction of your roof I will pick up the slack and worry about your porn supply. And downloading porn is boring, takes up space on the computer, and if we ever get in trouble the fbi will come and take our computers away to analyze what we downloaded. Meanwhile some magazines hidden here and there throughout the house will live on even after we die. A young whippersnapper will find them and cherish them for the remainder of his young life.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-08-2003

d/l the porn.

burn all d/l'ed porn onto CD-Rs.

delete porn from hard drive.

put CD stash of porn away in discreeet locale.


enjoy when neccessary.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - RapeFantasizer - 12-08-2003

There is no reasonable scenerio in which you cannot have your porn stored on your own computer. Unless you still live with your parents.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - header - 12-08-2003

I dunno man that sounds like a lot of work.



Quote:There is no reasonable scenerio in which you cannot have your porn stored on your own computer. Unless you still live with your parents.

The majority of time spent on the computer for me is done at work.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - RapeFantasizer - 12-08-2003

That's why I said your computer, I mean the one you own at your house.


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-08-2003

well, I have tons of porn and only a 40 GB drive, hence the storage manuever. besides, should my PC ever crash....WHAMO!! still got my porn. Big Grin


Jesus Christ: Porn Star...? - header - 12-08-2003

Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
That's why I said your computer, I mean the one you own at your house.

I guess I'm just a novice the computers at home are the ones that once you start downloading anything you start blue screening and end up restoring the damn things.