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You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - banana_juice - 01-16-2004
Has this ever happened to you. I had Indian food for lunch today . Tandori chicken sauteed in a garlic curry sauce, jasmine rice and onion and chili chutney.. It was great.. So I went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago, and I let out a nice fart, but it felt a bit , weird, shall we say. So I finish my cigarette, go to walk to the elevator, and notice that my ass cheeks feel very very moist as they rub against my boxers when I walk. So i go into the bathroom stall, and BINGO.. i shit myself a little. So now my boxers are in the garbage, and I am freeballing, and got another hour and a half here until I have to leave.. Has this ever happened to anyone
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - madmick - 01-16-2004
Yeah, when I was two.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Topper Harley - 01-16-2004
opie, i think. However, most of us don't take it in the keister and our sphincters have the proper muscle control to avoid this.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - banana_juice - 01-16-2004
hey it was the indian food. went right through me.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Topper Harley - 01-16-2004
are you sure it wasn't laz?
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-16-2004
.. I was gonna start this topic earlier but didn't want the ridicule. I thought I had a nice juicy one built up, so I gave a little squeeze...
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - banana_juice - 01-16-2004
i think i definetely would have felt that much worse than the indian food.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - banana_juice - 01-16-2004
Quote:I was gonna start this topic earlier but didn't want the ridicule. I thought I had a nice juicy one built up, so I gave a little squeeze...
so this happened to someone else today also.. excellent.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-16-2004
I started a diet so I think it's mostly just the evil of my past gluttonous ways coming out.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Topper Harley - 01-16-2004
you have to take into consideration what food you ate before you let one go. If you ate indian, you have to do the controlled release, not the all ashore who's going ashore method.