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Keep Eating header - Rooner - 03-21-2004
Exercise and proper diet wont get you out of your 50's. Sucks to be him.
Keep Eating header - header - 03-21-2004
When he was fucking jogging that's right!
Keep Eating header - Crackle - 03-21-2004
I always knew running was bad for you. You never hear of someone dying while eating ice cream, or a pizza. Don't give the deadly Ham sandwich story. That's an urban myth.
Keep Eating header - Flock of Moosen - 03-22-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Crackle
Don't give the deadly Ham sandwich story. That's an urban myth.
Tell her that.
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Keep Eating header - JimmyBlueEyes - 03-22-2004
Eat healthy, excercise and DIE ANYWAY!!!!
Keep Eating header - Kid Afrika - 03-22-2004
I heard a theory once that your heart only has so many beats in it. So, if you up your heart rate through regular exercise you're actually shortening you life.
Doesn't explain what happened to this guy, or how Jack LaLane is still kicking. But fuck man!!!, to quote Dennis Miller...
"I hear runners talk about this 'runner's high'... I must have gotten ahold of some bad shot."
Being a fat bastard is not the key to a long life, but obviously neither is strenuous exercise. There's got to be a happy medium that will let me live right until I'm 60 and just before I start to die of cancer. I'm not all about life on oxygen, injections or other mechanisms to extend a life that's already been lived.