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j.lo news they have to be kidding - Ice Man - 04-06-2004

Quote:Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lopez is poised to thrill film students when she shares her craft secrets with them on TV show Inside The Actor's Studio. The sexy Maid In Manhattan star - whose latest movies Gigli and Enough have been mauled by critics - will discuss her rise to fame with host James Lipton, marking the first time a Latina has appeared on the program. Previous speakers include Paul Newman, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Meryl Streep, Benicio Del Toro and Julianne Moore. Excited Lipton says, \"Our students are thrilled. We've never had a Latina on the show before. It's appropriate.\"
What the hell is she gonna talk about
definitely won't be about her cinema accomplishments.

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j.lo news they have to be kidding - Black Lazerus - 04-06-2004

"how to use your ass to get the cash"


In related news
Associated Press


ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Jennifer Lopez's mother won a $2.4 million jackpot while playing $1 slots in Atlantic City on Saturday night.

Guadalupe Lopez, 58, of New York, was playing a Wheel of Fortune-themed slot machine at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa when she hit for $2,421,291.76 just before 8 p.m. Saturday, according to the casino.

j.lo news they have to be kidding - Ice Man - 04-06-2004

guess she can always talk about
her mothers win

j.lo news they have to be kidding - header - 04-06-2004

I rocked 60 bucks out of the battleship nickle slots once after blowing about the same amount a few hours early. I'm doomed to remain smalltime. Forever.

j.lo news they have to be kidding - Topper Harley - 04-06-2004

uuggghh, how can you play slots? that's for feeder rats. Play a real game like blackjack or craps.

j.lo news they have to be kidding - Jimbo - 04-06-2004

i played those slots not even a month agao and lost WAY more than i should have ahhhhhhhhhh

j.lo news they have to be kidding - header - 04-06-2004

It was actually the night of the ND v. Air Force game two years ago. I spent most of the time watching the game in some corner of the casino next to some tables. That's as close as I've ever gotten to the tables.

The fact that Jlos mom hit a jackpot means 1 of 2 things. The eye in the sky saw a hispanic looking woman and figured they trigger the machine to hit so she could go on the news and lure in the rest of the hispanic community to take their lawn care equipment to the pawn shop and dump their cash into the machines.

Or they saw Jlos mom and figured theyd let her win and get national attention thus bringing every low life to the slots to dump their cash into the thing. I know I'm thinking about going down there soon now.

j.lo news they have to be kidding - Jimbo - 04-06-2004

i never play tables. i'd get too nervous because i wouldn't know what the fuck i was doing and would end up pissing people off. i stick to slots and video poker like an old woman.

j.lo news they have to be kidding - Ice Man - 04-06-2004

I like the people who are playing two, three, or sometimes even more slot machines at the same time. Slots are for chumps but fortunately some of these chumps cash in.
Not to change the topic even though J.lo can be compared to a ghetto "slot machine" give me selma hayek any time

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j.lo news they have to be kidding - Keyser Soze - 04-06-2004

my girlfriend had me playing slots at mohegan sun. i wanted to slit my wrists. i'm all about blackjack.