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The Mother Of ALL FUs! - The Man - 04-20-2004
Helloooo everyone. These are the words of wisdom from REB.
This page explains the various things in life that annoy the SHIT outta me. God! I just LOVE freedom of speech. Keep in mind that these are just my point of views and may not reflect on anyone else. I do not swear a lot in this page, so fuck off if you’re a pussy who can’t handle a little God darn bad language. Heeeheee and now to get started….
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- When I’m walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me! Goddaming I’m trying to get somewhere. So move it or lose it BITCHES!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of the hallway or walkway and they are just STANDING there lurking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outta the way or I’ll bring a friggin sawed off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty-ass head off!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- When people don’t watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into you and say “oops, sorry†or “watch it†NNYYAAA! Next time this happens I will rip out two of your ribs and shove them in your fucking eyeballs
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- When some rich ass stuck up piece of shit white trash gets in a car wreck with their brand new car.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- When some stupid ass kid blows his fucking hand off because he couldn’t figure out that a lit fuse means that the firecracker is going to go off soon! HAHAHAH! DUMBASS!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- OJ – GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WORTHLESS TRIAL! Who in their right feeeeeeaaaaaaarRIGIN mind would care abou tthat trial???? It’s not any different from any other murder trial! Tell those fucking reporters to get a life and what he fuck to we have to gain by watching that stupid trial anyway? It’s not news. It’s a trial!!! Not news!!!!Trial!!!! TrialX=Xnews!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- Jon Benet however the fuck you spell her spoiled-ass name Ramsey!!! We don’t care. Good fucking riddens. What the fuck do you expect if you fucking put your kind all these beauty pageants when she’s 4 years old? SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT. I bet her damn dad did it. Fucking perv
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- STUPID PEOPLE!!! Why must so many people be so stupid????
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- Making fun of stupid people doing stupid things!!! Likeone time when I was watching this freshman try to get on a computer that needed a password…he typed in the password…and waited. The retard didn’t press enter or anything. He just waited. Then he started cussing at the computer saying it was screwed up. Then the freshman went and got a teacher and the fucking teacher could not figure out why it wasn’t going anywhere. JESUS! Personally, I think they should be shot.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- Natural SELECTION! God damn it’s the best thing that ever happened to the Earth. Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organisms…..but it’s all natural! YES! I wish the government would just take off every warning label. So then all the dumbasses would either severely burn themselves or DIE! And boom, no more dumbasses. Heh!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- ASSHOLES THAT CUT! Why the fuck can’t you wait like every other human on earth does. If you cut, you are the following: stuck up, self centered, selfish, lazy, impatient, rude, and….damn I ran out. Anyway. Every fucking line I get into I end up hving to wait a fucking our when there WAS only me and 1 othe rperson in the line. The the queer sucking asshole lets all his/her so called friends cut in behind em! If that happens 1 more time, I will have to start referring to the Anarchists cookbook (bomb section)
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- LIARS!! OH GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD I HATE LIARS! And living in this fucking neighborhood there is thousands of the. Why the fuck must people lie so damn much. Especially about stupid things! Like “yeah, I just bought 5 cases of M-80s in Oklahoma for about $5. And they are legal there and everything. Yeah my parents buy most of my guns, every once in a while I’ll use my $4,000 dollar paycheck and buy a shotgun or 2. And my brand new humer just broke on the highway when I was going 250 MPH. Stupid cards†Like that, now what fucking part if anyone would a normal human being believe? And that’s just one person! Another BIG example is Brooks Brown (303-972-0602). Now, according to him, he has a 215 IQ, 5 other homes (2 in Alaska, and 3 in Florida) 95 MPH fastball (he is only 16) runs a mile in about 5 minutes, has an uncle that’s the former head of all the armed forces and has access to…..Theeee Button…., his other uncle is a multi-millionaire that lives downtown in Detroit, and his neighbors are the chick that sang “r.e.s.p.e.c.t†and the lead singer of Aerosmith. And that same uncle owns 30% of the stock in of that Tylenol company, and his grandparents give….GIVE…him about $1,000 for each month, and his other Grandpa can blow up every house in American because all the houses have C-4 in the foundation. Again, according to Brooks Brown. OK, when people lie like that, it’s not impressive, no one believes it, it sounds just plain stupid, and it’s a fucking waste of my time.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- R rated moves on CABLE. My DOG can do a better damn editing job than those dumbshits!! For the sake of all television they can at least try to make it sound like actual words the person would say. If you have ever seen Aliens or Predator you know what I’m talking about
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- Windows Keyes
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- WAREZ!! Why pay when it’s free?
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who think they can forecast the weather!! Then they think that every else will think that they are cool just because you said that we were going to a 4-foot blizzard starting today! Like just the other day, this punk I know was saying.. “Yeah, tomorrow we are going to get like 2 feet of snow in just a few hours. They were saying it’s going to be the biggest snow in ten years. Yeah, it’ll be about –80 outside too.†And that day we get an inch of snow and it’s 26 out. I feel like getting a baseball bat, breaking it over his head, and then STABBING him with the broken end!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- Country Music!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- Zippo Lighters!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who say that wrestling is real! Now, I’m talking about the matches like Hulk Hogan or Undertaker> if you think that these matches aren’t faked and that these guys are REALLY punching and breaking arms, then please mail me. I would live to know where you live so I can BOMB your fucking house and ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR ARMS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- YOUNG SMOKERS!!! They think they are so damn cool with their big bad cigarettes and their “soo cool†attitude. I can’t wait until they are about 25 and have to break through their fucking necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their X-vocal coards
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- PAYING FOR MY CAR INSURANCE
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- FREEDOM OF SPEECH
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- Freedom of the Press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who are against the death penalty!!!! I think the courts should fucking fry convicts if even all they did was unarmed robbery
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
-- SCHOOL!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- SCHOOLWORK!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- COMMERCIALS!! OH GAWWD I HATE COMMERCIALS!! The only ones I MIGHT like are the previews and some car commercials. But Jesus Christ, all these lotion, PERFUME, makeup, JC PENNY’S, Joslins, food coffee, or advertisement commercials! Reese! Destroy them all never record another! They suck! They are only funny the first time! Think up other stuff! They suck! They are stupid! We get sick of them VERY FAST! VERY! VERY FAST!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who don’t believe in personal hygiene. For the love of god. And for the sake of god, CLEAN UP. Fucking people with 2 inch fingernails and a whole fucking pot full of dirt under them and raggy ass hair or shirts stained to hell. Or people that just plain stink, and they don’t do anything about it. Now I’m not making fun of anyone if they can’t help it, or afford it or anything like that, that’s not their fault, but if your some kid driving a ford explorer and have yellow teeth, then that’s just plain inhuman
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who try to impress me by TRYING to brag abou the militaries weapons!! Now, to some of you this might seem weird, but its happened. Like this, “dude, they just came out with this new chemical that can destroy Denver only using a cubic inch of it. The military is keeping it all locked up because if it gets close to water it explode, and the force would create a crescent earth, maaaaan†Yeah, right bullshit, or like this “dud the air force has tracked santa claus for like, 10 years now, he is real man, it’s all a coverup†or “the air force just made a plane that can bend light man, it’s completely invisible†Now, this is just some of the shit I’ve heard. It makes me SICK. And they aren’t in the fucking military nor do they know anyone that is!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- People who THINK they are martial arts experts! They are all cocky and thinking that they are all big and bad, saying bullshit like, “yeah if you snap your fingers right here the sound waves will melt the brain and you die from your own brain pouring out your ears†or “if you flick someone right here their arteries will burst and they will drown in their own blood.†Fucking hate it when they keep saying “your ownâ€, like it would be someone else’s?!?! Then when these shitheads get in real fights they get their fucking asses whooped all over the place by some little girl.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- STAR WARS FANS! GAT A FRKN LIFE YOU BORING DICKHEADS!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- RACISM!! Anyone who believes that blacks, Asians, Mexicans, or people from any other country or race besides white-american….people who think that should be drug out into the street, have their arms ripped off, be burnt shut at the stumps, then have every person of that race that YOU hate come out and beat the shit out of you. And if you are female, then you should be raped by a male from every race you hate and then be forced to raise the child! You people are the scum of society and aren’t worth a damn piece of shit or wormshit. You are all trash. And don’t let me catch you making fun of someone just because they are a different color because I will come in and break your fucking legs with a plastic spoon. I don’t care how long it takes! And that’s both legs, mind you.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- THOSE FUCKING ADVERTISING OR CHARITY CALLS!!! People saying “Hi, I’m not selling anything, but…†good, now shut the fuck up and go get a real job! “well you are so rude!†Damn straight bitch and if you don’t get off my line I’ll come down to your building and shove all that phone list up your ass and take the phone and shove it up your bosses ass! “click†heee heeee, I love that.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
-- When people mispronounce words and they don’t even know it do. Like often, or accrosT, or eXpresso, or pacific (specific), or 2pAck, learn to speak correctly you morons.
That’s all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If I think up any more things, I’ll put em on here. And sorry if I offended you, but if I did, that means you are one of the people that I mentioned I hate, so I guess I’m not sorry, you asshole.
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The Mother Of ALL FUs! - IrishAlkey - 04-20-2004
Stop copying and pasting spam e-mails.
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-20-2004
and cut down on your red meat.
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - Rooner - 04-20-2004
Who gave Galts little brother his password?
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - header - 04-20-2004
This was the low point of The Man's return. It was going good up until this. :disappointed:
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - Rooner - 04-20-2004
Yeah, hes so passe now. Sloats is doing a much better job at being a dick than Galt right now. And Sloats is funny sometimes to boot, something Galty couldnt grasp. BONUS!
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - The Man - 04-20-2004
Those are the angry ramblings of a boy who 5 years ago today killed a whole lots of kids in his high school.
They really weren't that bad, I thought they'd be worse
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-20-2004
you, however, don't have the balls to finish the job. he did.
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - Rooner - 04-20-2004
Man, you can tell what a fucking twit that kid was. No wonder he got picked on.
The Mother Of ALL FUs! - The Man - 04-20-2004
GIP, if I were in his high school, I would have been one of the first people he shot.
I was everything he rallied against.