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Bored online? Check this out - RapeFantasizer - 07-29-2004
I find myself bored a lot. So I'm online a lot. But even then I get bored. I'm sure most of you have heard of craigslist, but for those of you who haven't, it's a site I've gone to for job listings. But I found a part of the site that is personal ads, and I've become totally addicted to reading them. They're hysterical, and I'm dying to know if anyone would actually reply to any of these.
Some of the gems I've found so far -
Please fuck my hemorrhoid infested bunghole - m4mm - 28
I am 28, white, dirty blond hair, blue eyes, 6 feet, 180 pounds, bisexual.
I am only into safe sex.
I have a nest of hemorrhoids in my ass that are greatly relieved by a good, hard, extended fuck.
Feel free to bring your friends - m or f.
I am very open-minded and willing to try new things.
Tommy
KINKY RENDEZVOUS! Cum in your coffee mug - m4w
I'm a nicely dressed, clean, sane, professional male. I'm searching for a woman to act out this kinky visit with. I want you to invite me over for a cup of coffee, stroke me off into your mug, and then chat while I watch you drink it down!
Curious about Enemas? - m4w - 30
I am a 30yo white male from Brooklyn, looking for a woman who's interested in enema play and participating in other water sports. I really love giving women sensual, erotic enemas, and I'm very good at it. I would also like to be given an enema by a woman, if that is something you'd be willing to try. But it's not necessary. Your age/weight is not really important to me. Just be an intelligent, mature, genuinely curious woman who is really into this fantasy. I am 6' tall, thin, white, brown hair & eyes, cute, white collar type. If interested, drop me a line with a pic and a detailed description of what you'd like the enema session to entail. I'm looking to do this weekdays, mornings or afternoons. BBW's very welcome. All replies will be answered.
DO YOU MIND A SMALL COCK?? - m4w
HELLO LOOKING FOR A FEMALE THAT DOES NOT MIND A SMALL COCK. TOO MANY OF THE FEMALES WHO POST ONLY WANT WELL HUNG MEN AND I AM SMALLER THAN AVERAGE. ITS WHAT I WAS BORN WITH, BUT NO FEMALE HAS EVER COMPLAINED TO ME THAT I AM TOO SMALL. I AM GOOD LOOKING BUT I CAME UP SHORT IN THAT DEPARTMENT, SO IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME FUN PLEASE DROP ME A LINE. BUT ALTHOUGH I AM SMALL, ORALLY I HAVE NEVER HEARD A COMPLAINT. P.S PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT IT WHEN YOU SEE IT. I HAVE PICS- BUT PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE A FEMALE FIRST
so if you're bored and looking to laugh, check it out
Bored online? Check this out - Hawt Baux - 07-29-2004
Can u handle my thick, long cock's load, please? - m4m - 36
Reply to: anon-37282576@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-07-23, 8:46PM EDT
Can you suck me till I cum and swallow like a good boy. The younger the better. You['d better worship my fucking cock, and swallow. I might slap you around and let you stick your finger up my ass. My balls are shaved for your nose and tongue to nuzzle under. I can't wait to shoot it. Its been a week and I am steaming hot. I might suck you, I might not. Please be diease free, as I am.
hahahah....sad.
Bored online? Check this out - Jimbo - 07-29-2004
and i thought i was the only one....i've been addicted to them for the better part of a year...
Bored online? Check this out - Sloats - 07-29-2004
Was there one about a man looking for a consentual 'rape' and dumbing mayonaise on the woman back at some point?
Bored online? Check this out - header - 07-29-2004
Mayo rape deserves it's own forum.
Bored online? Check this out - IrishAlkey - 07-29-2004
AIMP's would start out... "hi, I've never posted on craigslist before but..."
Bored online? Check this out - Private Chris Taylor - 07-29-2004
thats the tranny forum
Bored online? Check this out - Tenbatsuzen - 07-30-2004
Where are the white chicks wanting to be black bred? That's good readin'.
Bored online? Check this out - RapeFantasizer - 07-31-2004
They just get better everytime I look -
Are you a mute ? Are you Deaf ? Or maybe your missing a leg, or arm, maybe even and arm and a leg. Whatever the case I want to eat your pussy and fuck you. Right now I think its a 1 time thing, but if you and I like it, it could be a regular thing. Your pic gets mine, please be d/d free as am I.
K9 cocksucker will eat your pussy and help you suk yr big dog's cock
Hey there, Looking for an active K9 gal (or guy)
Would love to eat your dog's cum from your puffy well fucked pussy.
I know you K9 gals are out there, here's a guy who understands and loves the choice you make.
Here to help.
Bear
Bored online? Check this out - Lush - 07-31-2004
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
AIMP's would start out... \"hi, I've never posted on craigslist before but...\"
He's the one that got me to first read "casual encounters" on craigslist. I'm guessing he's an old pro