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Parking lot. - Toronto Hottie - 04-27-2003

K, so I fucked up. I pulled into the very busy lot, with an LCBO, Wendy's, bank, supermarket....blah blah. I actually silently cursed the ass.....a van pulled against the curb idling. Stupid ass, stopping up traffic. After I could pull around him, a car was backing out of it's spot. I thought "sweeeeet". And pulled in. Apparently the jerk in the van had seen him coming out of the store.

See, while I am an ass, if he had've come up behind me and said "Mcfly......I was waiting for that......." I would've apologized, and backed out, and parked elsewhere.


Noooooooo. He comes up to my vehicle within centimetres, and starts wishing me death with many vulgarities included.

How does a fairly normal human respond to being caught off guard by somebody screaming "CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT". Please. I doubt if the idiot could even get his gun license. It's a fucking weekend course, $200 bucks and a thorough anal probe to get that in Canada.

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, "Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.


Parking lot. - Ninny - 04-27-2003

Quote:\"CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT\".


I say the same thing to Amy everyday.


Parking lot. - Canadian Tool - 04-27-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, \"Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........\" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.

Where abouts in Toronto was this? I hope for your sake it was nowhere near a hospital, if it was - the motherfucker may not have been joking about wishing death on you.

That SARS is some scary shit.


Parking lot. - 2 Tired 2 Give N F - 04-27-2003

That's it...maybe he was screaming to project the SARS he just found out he had. You better go to the Doc man.


Parking lot. - Toronto Hottie - 04-28-2003

Nahhhhhhh. Nowhere near a hospital, however I spent the weekend before last in a military quarantined hospital.

If I had've been thinking I could've threatened him with that myself and breathed on the fucking twat.

Anyone wanna come visit me? ;-)


Parking lot. - Ants in My Pants - 04-28-2003

Quote:K, so I fucked up. I pulled into the very busy lot, with an LCBO, Wendy's, bank, supermarket....blah blah. I actually silently cursed the ass.....a van pulled against the curb idling. Stupid ass, stopping up traffic. After I could pull around him, a car was backing out of it's spot. I thought \"sweeeeet\". And pulled in. Apparently the jerk in the van had seen him coming out of the store.

See, while I am an ass, if he had've come up behind me and said \"Mcfly......I was waiting for that.......\" I would've apologized, and backed out, and parked elsewhere.


Noooooooo. He comes up to my vehicle within centimetres, and starts wishing me death with many vulgarities included.

How does a fairly normal human respond to being caught off guard by somebody screaming \"CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT\". Please. I doubt if the idiot could even get his gun license. It's a fucking weekend course, $200 bucks and a thorough anal probe to get that in Canada.

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, \"Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........\" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.
Sorry, you lost me at "Wendy's". I saw that and started thinking about how much I love their burgers and chicken sandwiches and all their other yummy goodness. Mmm, Wendy's.


Parking lot. - Canadian Tool - 04-28-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Nahhhhhhh. Nowhere near a hospital, however I spent the weekend before last in a military quarantined hospital.

If I had've been thinking I could've threatened him with that myself and breathed on the fucking twat.

Anyone wanna come visit me? ;-)

No, I'll pass.