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VH1's 100 most Metal Moments...
#1
100
Ozzy Osbourne shaves eyebrows off his sleeping bandmates.
99
Poison screen potential groupies with the aid of a video camera.
98
Faster Pussycat singer scratches crotch with fan's prosthetic arm.
97
Judas Priest replaces Rob Halford with tribute band singer.
96
Alice Cooper kills a chicken by throwing it into audience.
95
Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley is electrocuted onstage.
94
L7 singer throws her used tampon into the audience. :roll:
93
Guns N' Roses' Slash hires bodyguard to carry him home when he's drunk.
92
David Lee Roth hires midgets and female body builders as security team.
91
Stryper start oxymoronic Christian metal movement.
90
Faith No More's flopping fish flap.
89
Quiet Riot performs at Michigan nudist colony.
88
John Wayne Bobbit porno has cameos by metalheads Lemmy and Vince Neil.
87
King Kobra singer has sex change and goes from Mark to Marcie.
86
Jimmy Page replaces Robert Plant with Zep-clone David Coverdale.
85
Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" video features appearances by metal's A-list.
84
Alice In Chains' Speedo water slide ride leaves little to the imagination.
83
Crazed Slayer fan carves logo in arm and makes it into band's album artwork.
82
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine talks smack in Ireland and needs armed escort out of country.
81
Def Leppard have mid-show sex parties underneath the drum riser
80
Ted Nugent becomes legal guardian of his 17-year old girlfriend.
79
Ozzy Osbourne drug binge begets cat massacre.
78
Whitesnake cast Tawny Kitaen in video and create a metal super-vixen.
77
Marilyn Manson rubs his business on bouncer's head at show.
76
Devil statue that urinates Jack Daniels becomes a stage prop for David Lee Roth.
75
Mötley Crüe makes groupies pee in litter box to meet the band.
74
Aerosmith big mouth gets arrested for potty mouth.
73
Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video puts an end to subtle sexual metaphors.
72
Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx ODs, dies, gets revived, and ODs again.
71
Pantera singer's very own "House Of Shock" incurs Christian wrath.
70
Kiss markets coffins which double as beer coolers.
69
Mayhem embody black metal with suicide, homicide, and cannibalism.
68
The Plasmatics cause havoc on Tom Snyder's Tomorrow show.
67
Rage Against The Machine bassist arrested for climbing on VMA set mid-show.
66
Mötley Crüe meet the Canadian Mounties and lose porn.
65
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler casts daughter Liv as stripper in "Crazy" video.
64
Biohazard pull prank on Slayer involving stupid friend and feces.
63
Manowar set Guinness record as world's loudest band.
62
Guns N' Roses deliver profane, drunken acceptance speech at AMAs.
61
Bon Jovi's arrival signals birth of "Hair Metal."
60
Homeless man claims to be "down and out" Kiss drummer Peter Criss.
59
Septic truck driver becomes singer in Tesla.
58
L.A. Guns singer sits in salad and serves it to fans.
57
Pete Steel of Type O Negative reveals his metal in the pages of Playgirl. :bouncy:
56
Skid Row scores metal's first #1 debut on Billboard charts.
55
Sex tape featuring Poison's Bret Michaels and Pamela Anderson sex tape surfaces. :bouncy:
54
Metal horror flick Trick Or Treat features Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne.
53
Motörhead drummer freaks out on Absinthe and goes on hotel streaking spree.
52
Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx sets himself on fire in the name of showbiz.
51
Cynthia Plaster Caster starts casting the hammers of the rock gods.
50
Foo Fighter Dave Grohl pays homage to metal roots with Probot.
49
Led Zeppelin's John Bonham leaves stinky surprise in groupie's shoe.
48
Iron Butterfly drink too much and birth "In A Gadda Da Vida."
47
Metallica go after Napster and 317,377 copyright infringers.
46
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine feuds with MTV's Rikki Rachtman.
45
Gorgoroth defile Pope's hometown with sheep's blood and mock-crucifixions.
44
Def Leppard 's Joe Elliott gets burned on "Foolin'" video shoot.
43
Plasmatics' Wendy O. Williams engages in death defying stunts.
42
Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed.
41
Anthrax trash a fan's house for MTV and appear on Married With Children.
40
Ace Frehley, Kiss' spacey guitarist, claims intergalactic abduction.
39
Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee compete in stink and score fest.
38
Ozzy Osbourne pees on the Alamo in wife's dress.
37
W.A.S.P.'s Blackie Lawless sports exploding codpiece.
36
Marilyn Manson makes Satanic affiliations official.
35
Tenacious D pay tribute to Ronnie James Dio.
34
GWAR's bloody stage show gets them in trouble in Georgia.
33
Kiss put the make-up back on.
32
Poison guitarist C.C. Deville goes ballistic at the VMAs.
31
Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil challenges Axl Rose to boxing match on MTV.
30
Parents make Aerosmith's Steven Tyler guardian of 14-year old groupie.
29
Tipper Gore's P.M.R.C. tries to curb filthy rock lyrics.
28
David Lee Roth cuts head with sword but the show must go on.
27
The Decline of Western Civilization - Part II, The Metal Years.
26
Motörhead's Lemmy contributes to the delinquency of a minor reporter.
25
W.A.S.P. fans display affection by pelting band with meat.
24
Judas Priest dispels backwards masking myth.
23
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page buys mansion of famed occultist Aleister Crowley.
22
L7 raffles off one-night stand with drummer.
21
Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee steers boat without his hands
20
Van Halen awards roadies who guess the groupie of the night.
19
Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi, Metallica play Moscow Music Peace Festival.
18
Def Leppard offer obscene backstage passes.
17
W.A.S.P. guitarist gets hit by flying rump roast.
16
Heavy Metal Parking Lot documentary premieres.
15
Faster Pussycat drummer receives a special drug delivery.
14
Kiss' Gene Simmons, sleeps with over 4,600 women and has the pics to prove it.
13
Dokken guitar solo ignites actual volcanic eruption.
12
Axl Rose attacks fan at Guns N' Roses concert and starts one of many riots.
11
Poison revolutionize information maintenance systems with groupie database.
10
Def Leppard drummer loses arm but keeps rocking.
9
Led Zeppelin's mud shark incident.
8
Groupies rate rockers sex romps and sizes online.
7
Ozzy Osbourne and Nikki Sixx compete in gross-a-thon.
6
Judas Priest 's leather-clad “Metal God” comes out of the closet.
5
Spinal Tap premieres.
4
Mötley Crüe release autobiography The Dirt.
3
Dio popularizes "Devil's horns," the universal hand-signal for heavy metal.
2
Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi sacrifices fingertips to create metal guitar sound.
1
"Hear N' Aid" benefit album unites metal nation for the good of all.
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#2
the number one moment is poop. there are some good entries but that top one is absolute moose jism.

If anything, #3 makes a much better #1.
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#3
Wouldn't #25 & #17 be the same thing, they both involve WASP and the tossing of meat.
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#4
i was thinking the same thing

and if they want a wasp moment, how bout when tipper gore was reciting the lyrics to "I fuck like a beast" that was classic
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
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#5
Wait- how 'bout Warrant's "Ode to Tipper Gore"...why didn't that make it? Rump roasts did.....odd.
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#6
Any list VH1 does is poop.
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<marquee><font size=1 color=blue><b>Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. </b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=green><b> Yo I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fucking sing Cos i'm happy Yeh, i'm happy HaHa I got my baby back Yo, check it out Some days i sit, staring out the window Watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes i think theres nothing to live for I almost break down and cry Somtimes i think i'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am i here, am i just wasting my time? But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leaning on me Cos sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she come back to me My baby girl [hailey laughs] keeps gettin' older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cos they don't understand me They just dont see my real side I act like shit, dont phase me, Inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then i see my baby Suddenly i'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes Yeh and if i could sing, i'd keep singing this song to my daughter If i could hit the notes, i'd blow something as long as my father To show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got 'er God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mum didn't (abort her) Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma, But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest Cos there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul, And just know that i grow colder the older i grow This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up Or try to live up to these expectations? now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself, But i got a wife who's determined to make my life living hell But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that i've wasted are nothing to the tears that ive tasted So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to people' backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, i shoulda seen it comin, what i stick my penis uppin? Woulda ripped the pre-nup if i'd seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe the only lady that i adore, haley So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted Its like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted Woow! I told you, i can't sing. Oh well, i tried Haley, remember when i said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there? Well guess what, daddy's here. And i ain't goin nowhere baby I love you (kiss)</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=yellow><b>We’ve been waitin’ for a long time Yes, we’ve been waitin’ for a long, long time We’ve been waitin’ for a long time But we ain’t gonna wait no more We’re getting’ ready to rock & roll We’re gonna - 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3! Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right. Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. I know that everybody when they hear the music will be doin’ it on the floor Jump up and down they turn around and tell the band to play some more ‘Cause tonight you can dance and romance and do anything you feel like doin’ But don’t look surprised ‘cause you know what I like and tonight we ought to do it ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Oh, yeah. Well, there’s a reason everybody should be shakin’ in the house tonight And you should grab your favorite lady and promise her you’ll do it right Tell Fat Jack to jump back and give you a shot of some booze So you can party to some stomp-down, butt-bumpin’, rock & roll, rhythm & blues. ‘Cause the boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! The boys are back in town. And when the boys are back, There ain’t no foolin’ around!
</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=orange><b>Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith And I was ’round when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around st. petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, Who killed the kennedys? When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what’s confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me lucifer ’cause I’m in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what’s puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what’s my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what’s my name I tell you one time, you’re to blame Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah What’s me name Tell me, baby, what’s my name Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=red><b>Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day And if you don't understand him and he don't die young He'll probly just ride away Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin's Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night And them that don't know him won't like him And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him He ain't wrong he's just different but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such</b></font></marquee><marquee><font size=1 color=grey><b>What dey gives you blood? Three months man Whatchu doin in here anyway? You oughta be home with your momma How old are you boy? Thirteen Thirteen? Damn, the bastards must be runnin outta niggaz to arrest Yeah, ohh yeah, this goes out to all the families that went through the struggle Yeah, from the heart It was from the heart, everything was real All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Yo, dwellin in the past, flashbacks when I was young Whoever thought that I'd have a baby girl and three sons I'm goin through this difficult stage I find it hard to believe Why my old Earth had so many seeds But she's an old woman, and due to me I respect that I saw life for what it's really worth and took a step back Family ain't family no more, we used to play ball Eggs after school, eat grits cause we was poor Grab the pliers for the channel, fix the hanger on the TV Rockin each others pants to school wasn't easy We survived winters, snotty nosed with no coats We kept it real, but the older brother still had jokes Sadly, daddy left me at the age of six I didn't know nuttin but mommy neatly packed his shit She cried, and grandma held the family down I guess mommy wasn't strong enough, she just went down Check it, fifteen of us in a three bedroom apartment Roaches everywhere, cousins and aunts was there Four in the bed, two at the foot, two at the head I didn't like to sleep with Jon-Jon he peed the bed Seven o'clock, pluckin roaches out the cereal box Some shared the same spoon, watchin saturday cartoons Sugar water was our thing, every meal was no thrill In the summer, free lunch held us down like steel And there was days I had to go to Tex house with a note Stating "Gloria can I borrow some food I'm dead broke" So embarrasin I couldn't stand to knock on they door My friends might be laughin, I spent stamps in stores Mommy where's the toilet paper, use the newspaper Look Ms. Rose gave us a couch, she's the neighbor Things was deep, my whole youth was sharper than cleats Two brothers with muscular dystrophy, it killed me But I remember this, mom's would lick her finger tips To wipe the cold out my eye before school wit her spit Case worker had her runnin back to face to face I caught a case, housin tried to throw us out of our place Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyze the sky And ask myself was I meant to be here... why? Yeah, yo All that I got is you And I'm so thankful I made it through Word up mommy, I love you Word up It was all you, word, you brought me in like this I sit and think about All the times we did without, yeah I always said I woudn't cry When I saw tears in your eyes I understand that daddy's not here now But some way or somehow, I will always be around, yeah All things that I did from this to them Oh from drugs to being there Being down and out and I love you always Yeah, you say You see the universe, which consists of the sun moon and star And them planets, that exist in my space Like man woman and child You understand? We got to keep it real, and what reality and reality will keep it real with us I remember them good ol days Because see, that's the child I was What made me the man I am today See cause if you forget where you come from, heheh You're never gonna make it where you're goin, aheh Because you lost the reality of yourself So take one stroll through your mind And see what you will find And you'll see a whole universe all over again and again and again and again and again Heheheh, yeah heheheheh ahaheheheh
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
the number one moment is poop. there are some good entries but that top one is absolute moose jism.

If anything, #3 makes a much better #1.

Heh heh - and Dio is also one of the main organizers for Hear N' Aid - and that had some sick performances, too.

Dio rules!
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Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
Wait- how 'bout Warrant's \"Ode to Tipper Gore\"...why didn't that make it? Rump roasts did.....odd.

Anthrax 'Starting up a posse'



List is TOTAL bullshit.

#1 Ozzy bites head off of a white pigeon.
#2 Dee Snyder buttfucks Tipper Gore in front of her husband, the chairman.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
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#9
Oh God...Spinal Tap is #5? It premieres. Woo hoo.
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#10
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Mötley Crüe makes groupies pee in litter box to meet the band.
If I remember the story they told O&A in the studio, there was more cat-like activities than peeing going on in that litter box. Something about lapping a white substance out of their hands like it was milk.
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