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The "What my cheap ass is bringing to the softball game" Thread
#1
I'd estimate that the average weight of our membership exceeds 200 pounds so, we're gonna' need food and drinks for the game! We'll also need crap like utensils, napkins and plates. Even though we're next to the picnic area, I wasn't guaranteed we'd have exclusive usage of the grill so, if anybody could bring one, Silera will suck your dick.

We'll also need softball stuff like balls, extra bats and bases I guess. Maybe some dirt...

What the fuck? We're all adults here. Let's be organized and bring everything needed in a nice, orderly fashion.

List what you're bringing here to make it easier for others to know what's still missing.

I also demand jello shots.
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#2
We've got extra softballs as well as two bats.
As far as food and drink go, I guess you can count on us for beer, hamburgers, hotdogs, and rolls.
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#3
I'm surprised you didn't offer to bring the grill...

I'll have to wait to see what Silera feels like cooking before I know what we're bringing, aside from the normal beer, water, soda.
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I'm surprised you didn't offer to bring the grill...
What grill? That's Milfa's job. Wink
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I'm surprised you didn't offer to bring the grill...
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
What grill? That's Milfa's job. Wink
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I wasn't guaranteed we'd have exclusive usage of the grill so, <b>if anybody could bring one, Silera will suck your dick</b>.
If Milfa is bringing the grill, I'll gladly go buy her a strap-on to wear so Silera can hold up her end of the bargain. :lol:
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#6
I get those huge carton type rack things full of soda and water brought to my house every other day.

With that being said NO ONE bring extra, let Alkey bring the soda/water he said and ill take care of the rest.

We dont need tons of drinks unless its alcohol. Let the minors bring what they can get their hands on legally and the Adults get the rest.

Um so im guessing we still need:

Grill(s)
Bases
Rolls(hamburger/hotdog)
Paper Towels
Plates & Utensils
Cups?
Ice

And if there are no tables and/or bleachers

folding chairs and tables
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#7
Let me talk to the Chief Of Department, first to see if we can make it and also to see if we can make the Jello Shots...Alkey do you prefer anything special in the aforementioned shots?? I got plenty of booze to spare...
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Quote:I wasn't guaranteed we'd have exclusive usage of the grill so, if anybody could bring one, Silera will suck your dick.

...and if I bring the grill, what do I get?Wink


Quote:What grill? That's Milfa's job.
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Quote:If Milfa is bringing the grill, I'll gladly go buy her a strap-on to wear so Silera can hold up her end of the bargain.
You'd shit yourself twice if I said I'll wear it.:lol:

Chances are very good that we can make it, and naturally we will bring the grill and some magic cookie bars and some beef kabob thingies and maybe even some chicken Kabob thingies too. I'll confirm when the "boss"(add snicker here) gets home tomorrow.
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Quote:Originally posted by Milfa
some beef kabob thingies and maybe even some chicken Kabob thingies too.


ok, i'm down
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Quote:...and if I bring the grill, what do I get?

You get to suck my dick!

Edit* Once again I forgot to sign into my account. This is Alkey.

I swear.
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