Matrix Reloaded, MOTHERBITCHES! (now with spoilers, of course.)

[Tenbatsuzen]

One, it's Zion.

Two, I didn't like it as much as I thought, for one reason, and Harry Knowles picked up on this.

Oracle opens a Pandora's box to Neo, saying that werewolves, angels, and vampires exist in the Matrix, as older rogue programs.

Meanwhile, remembering what the Twins could do in the trailer (similar to ghosts and wraiths), I thought to myself, "Holy shit, we're gonna see Neo vs. Werewolves. This could be cool."

Persephone FURTHERS this by shooting a seemingly-human rogue program with a silver bullet. This makes me think that the Malbovegian is a vampire, because he surely fits all the cliches a European vampire would have.

This was even FURTHERED by the fact that Smith spread himself. I was thinking, that in the old days, Werewolves spread the curse much in the same way Smith was copying himself, I was thinking that we were gonna see some serious Wachowski horror movie shit.

And we get NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. This pissed me off to no end. I don't want to see Neo fighting Smith, because I've been there, done that. I don't care if it's Smith x100, sequels are about new and different things. This is not it.

I might see it again, but I think Summer Movie coolness peaked with X2. Talk about blowing your load.