05-28-2003, 03:53 PM
Best way to commit murder?
Plot down a person's tendacies and where they are most likely to be.
Decide on one and destroy any documentation.
Get in your car 90 minutes before you have decided where they will be a pedestrian.
Drink just enough to make yourself legally drunk.
Hit them with your car, driving just over the speed limit.
Chug a beer in the car quickly and throw the can in the passenger feet well.
Call the cops telling them that you just hit someone.
You will get arrested for DWI and maybe 3rd degree involuntary manslaughter:
18 months and 36 months of parole.
Plot down a person's tendacies and where they are most likely to be.
Decide on one and destroy any documentation.
Get in your car 90 minutes before you have decided where they will be a pedestrian.
Drink just enough to make yourself legally drunk.
Hit them with your car, driving just over the speed limit.
Chug a beer in the car quickly and throw the can in the passenger feet well.
Call the cops telling them that you just hit someone.
You will get arrested for DWI and maybe 3rd degree involuntary manslaughter:
18 months and 36 months of parole.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>