Bar-Fly HumoUr

[The Brain]

'Cause we've all heard ten gazillion "A (fill in the blank) walk into a bar" jokes, maybe it's time we share the best ones we've ever heard.

<b>Two guys walk into a bar.
The first guy says, "What do you want to drink, donkey?"
The second guy says, "A-a-a p-p-pint of g-g-Guinness...a-a-a p-pint of Guinness p- please."
The first guy goes up to the bar and says, "A pint of Guinness for me and a pint of Guinness for my friend donkey."
The bartender serves them, the guy takes the drinks, and says, "Here you go, donkey."
When they finish their drinks the first guy says, "It's your round, donkey. Go get us two pints of Guinness."
The second guy goes to the bar and says, "T-t-two p-p-pints of g-g-Guinness, p-p- please."
The bartender leans over and says, "Why the fuck does he call you donkey?"
The second guy says, "He-aw...he-aw...he-aw...he always c-calls me that." </b> :lol: