FUCK YOU to my Brother

[The Brain]

May I say, that being that I was stone cold sober, while he kicked my ass, he looked MUCH worse <b>the next day at the family Christmas dinner</b>. See - he tried to catch me a few times, and I just kept dodging left and right. He had road rash up both sides of his face. I just lost a lot of hair and had some nasty welts that nobody could see.

Ahhhhh, good times.

The holidays must have been so... so... um, <i>delightful</i> around your home? :o

*Singing*

<i>Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Hottie's skull bashed 'gainst a wall
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
Her drunk brother puking in the hall
Everybody knows a few Jack-and-Cokes
Help to make the season bright
A dozen cops with guns and smoke
Will find it hard to stop their fight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded on Scotch and Jamaican hay
And every hour Hottie is gonna spy
To make sure no one will have to see her cry

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety - two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids, even those who're black and blue
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you
</i>

:lol:

EDIT:

She'll be divorced with two kids by 25. 4 kids by 5 different men by 30.

Damn, she's Italian, not Dominican!

She'll be up for indictment in front of a Grand Jury by the time she's 30. pin: