07-24-2003, 02:24 PM
yeah, wit yo' inept ass Rooner, wtf? :lol:
Baux - you need to seek proper vengence. You need to exact your pound of flesh on his ass.
this is what you do.
First, buy some munchie food you KNOW he likes and run the "laxative gag" on him. Devils food cake works well...
Secondly, invite some of your friends over one night....have some drinks, all of you. Get nicely buzzed, enjoy yourselves. At one point, sneak away and piss on his bed.
YES. PISS ON HIS BED. Or even better, play a nice drunken game of "truth or dare (NEVER gets old, IMO) and dare one of your highly buzzed compadres to do it. It'll be less taxing on your conscious anyways. Now, when he freaks out over it, play as dumb as a stump. Suggest that maybe it was one of your friends and "sincerely" say that you'll "find out and deal with it". THEN, hand him a bucket of cleaning materials and tell him to clean it. If he starts to bitch and say "I'm not cleaning it...." at this point, remind him of Ed and the $1000 couch.
Also, make sure to use the lovely quote of "ain't karma a bitch?"
Fuckers need to learn the hard way sometimes.
Baux - you need to seek proper vengence. You need to exact your pound of flesh on his ass.
this is what you do.
First, buy some munchie food you KNOW he likes and run the "laxative gag" on him. Devils food cake works well...
Secondly, invite some of your friends over one night....have some drinks, all of you. Get nicely buzzed, enjoy yourselves. At one point, sneak away and piss on his bed.
YES. PISS ON HIS BED. Or even better, play a nice drunken game of "truth or dare (NEVER gets old, IMO) and dare one of your highly buzzed compadres to do it. It'll be less taxing on your conscious anyways. Now, when he freaks out over it, play as dumb as a stump. Suggest that maybe it was one of your friends and "sincerely" say that you'll "find out and deal with it". THEN, hand him a bucket of cleaning materials and tell him to clean it. If he starts to bitch and say "I'm not cleaning it...." at this point, remind him of Ed and the $1000 couch.
Also, make sure to use the lovely quote of "ain't karma a bitch?"
Fuckers need to learn the hard way sometimes.