3 signs you live in the getto

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Silera
1) Your neighbor shows up at your door with a shopping bag and asks to borrow a few beers.

2) Your elevator doubles as a urinal.

3) Your peg legged methodone addicted neighbor shows up at your door at 9 am Saturday and asks to borrow your car to go get breakfast.

There are more.

Please save me.

I told you I'd replace the beers.

And the elevator was an ACCIDENT. I'd had 4 beers and I had to really pee damnit.

Bring me an eggamuffin with cheese and bacon.


*If you lived closer, it'd be funnier. 'Cause that's SOOOO me.