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Only in Toronto
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12-12-2003, 05:23 AM
Well, being a former EMT, there really isn't much one can do for Humpty Dumpty other than check vitals and then pronounce the poor fucker dead.

As for Jack and Jill, put em each on a backboard, and collar them both. Check vitals and start high flow O2. Check for any other signs of trauma, and splint any obvious fractures. Ice packs as necessary and cut off the clothes. Transport to the nearest trauma center and then giggle about these stupid kids not being careful up on that hill.

Although it isn't in the aritcle, the lady who gets her nose bit off by the blackbird baked in a pie...Ice gauze and get a good plastic surgeon..
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Only in Toronto - by BITENY - 12-11-2003, 02:17 PM
Only in Toronto - by Topper Harley - 12-11-2003, 02:26 PM
Only in Toronto - by header - 12-11-2003, 02:49 PM
Only in Toronto - by Faceman - 12-11-2003, 03:00 PM
Only in Toronto - by Unicron - 12-11-2003, 05:28 PM
Only in Toronto - by Flock of Moosen - 12-11-2003, 05:34 PM
Only in Toronto - by Toronto Hottie - 12-11-2003, 05:54 PM
Only in Toronto - by BITENY - 12-11-2003, 05:55 PM
Only in Toronto - by Rooner - 12-11-2003, 05:56 PM
Only in Toronto - by Toronto Hottie - 12-11-2003, 05:57 PM
Only in Toronto - by Flock of Moosen - 12-11-2003, 05:59 PM
Only in Toronto - by Rooner - 12-11-2003, 05:59 PM
Only in Toronto - by Topper Harley - 12-11-2003, 06:17 PM
Only in Toronto - by Faceman - 12-11-2003, 06:18 PM
Only in Toronto - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-11-2003, 06:33 PM
Only in Toronto - by Faceman - 12-11-2003, 06:40 PM
Only in Toronto - by JimmyBlueEyes - 12-11-2003, 07:07 PM
Only in Toronto - by Toronto Hottie - 12-11-2003, 08:13 PM
Only in Toronto - by Rooner - 12-11-2003, 08:14 PM
Only in Toronto - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-11-2003, 08:16 PM
Only in Toronto - by The Brain - 12-12-2003, 01:15 AM
Only in Toronto - by Toronto Hottie - 12-12-2003, 02:00 AM
Only in Toronto - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-12-2003, 03:35 AM
Only in Toronto - by The Brain - 12-12-2003, 03:59 AM
Only in Toronto - by JimmyBlueEyes - 12-12-2003, 05:23 AM

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