Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You?

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According to the story I heard on this the Lottery officials said the person that comes to them with the ticket is the owner of the ticket regardless of how many police reports this woman may file. This will end up in litigation regardless. The few times I've bought these mega millions tickets that have huge jackpots I've treated the fucking ticket like it was worth hundreds of millions of dollars until they have the drawing and it turns out it's just a worthless piece of paper. I say sucks to be her, if I find it I'll cash it in. If she sues me I will use my millions to buy a high priced attorney.

Rule of thumb if you got butterfingers send someone else to get your fucking ticket. Or don't play at all.