I nominate her .....

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Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I wish to know the purchases she attempted to make because if a tweezer wasn't one of them she should be locked away for life.

Throw away the key this monster was headed to the beach.

Pike said she tried to buy the clothes — T-shirts, shoes, beachwear, beach bags and other items — with two Wal-Mart cards.

But the cashier told Pike she had only a total of $2.32 credit available.

That's when Pike says she pulled a bill from her purse with the image of the Statue of Liberty in the center and \"1,000,000\" on each corner.

\"All I've got is this,\" Pike recalled telling the cashier.

\"I wasn't trying to pass off the bill,\" said Pike. \"That's ridiculous.\"