09-13-2003, 12:17 AM
There's a fly in my van. Yes, fuck you, I drive a mini-van. Chew me.
He torments me on my drive to and from work. I think it's a goddamn American fly no less, 'cause I travelled 10 GODDAMN HOURS SWATTING THIS FUCKING BEAST.
He torments me. Lands on my sunglasses, uchhhh, and on my feet. I have bruises on my ankles from kicking myself. Again and again and again. Invading MY personal space. Prick.
I can never find him when I'm finally parked. I've tried driving with both my windows all the way down. I try to sneak up on him when he's on a window and I quickly roll it down so he'll get sucked out. He's crafty.
FU to the fucking fly in my van.
:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
He torments me on my drive to and from work. I think it's a goddamn American fly no less, 'cause I travelled 10 GODDAMN HOURS SWATTING THIS FUCKING BEAST.
He torments me. Lands on my sunglasses, uchhhh, and on my feet. I have bruises on my ankles from kicking myself. Again and again and again. Invading MY personal space. Prick.
I can never find him when I'm finally parked. I've tried driving with both my windows all the way down. I try to sneak up on him when he's on a window and I quickly roll it down so he'll get sucked out. He's crafty.
FU to the fucking fly in my van.
:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
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