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[The Brain]

<a href=http://www.cbs.com/specials/victorias_secret_2003/ target=new>CBS attempts to place softcore porn on network television; men everywhere can now rejoice.</a> :backflip:

For those of you who have not marked this date on your calendars, tonight CBS is airing the Victoria's Secret lingerie show. Naturally, this has caused outrage among women everywhere, who complain that this will demoralize children, despite the fact that it is being shown at 10, the kids should be in bed, and-- let's face it-- if any young boys are awake, they <i>should</i> be watching to counteract the insipid gay programming that everyone seems to think <i>is</i> OK to show during the so-called "family hours" these days.

Plus they're upset that men have yet another excuse not to listen to them for roughly 46 of the 60-minute span between 10:00 and 11:00 tonight (the remaining time of course is commercials, in which case we'll listen to you broads as we make a sandwich and get another beer, take a piss, and/or wipe the jizz off our leg).

Naturally, I fully expect you more adept bastiches to retrieve vidcaps of this event the moment they become available, and post them in this thread ASAP.

Status of your choice (for yourself, or someone else) if you can get a <b>legitimate</b> shot of Tyra Banks' or Heidi Klums' nipplage should they pop out of a bikini.