03-03-2004, 04:50 AM
First off....though if you watched the show and think it's all done in one day....it's not. Right now, they are furiously working on the place, painting and such. I can see them from my bedroom window, redoing the inside.
TheDude and I just had some beer and smoked a stoagie on the stoop, watching them work. There is a large table with coffee and such outside, but most are inside trying to finish up before the neighbors string them up. Kew Gardens isn't called Jew Gardens for nothing. And one big fat jew just came home, and decided that he needed to take control of the fags who dare work after 10pm. Meanwhile, the show people doing all the work are actually doing everything incredibly quiet...in fact, I don't think our block has ever been this quiet. Perhaps they fear being raided by heathen gays wearing Prada.
So this big chief jew comes home...doesn't even check if they are being loud...,he stalks up to them, furious that they dare still work while he's on the case. He goes to me and TheDude....
"ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE?!?!?"
And, this is why TheDude and I will never be as great as someone like Gonzo, who would have played this differently. We sadly, don't lie.
"no, we live here"
What we should have said, is "yes we do, so fuck off kike!" or promised they'll be quieter, and then watch the hilarity ensue.
But we didn't. We suck.
But, didn't matter...this big chief jew stares us down, and then stalks next door looking for someone in charge.
I say, loudly to The Dude's horror, "Look, the jew needs to be in control".
Oops.
He hears but ignores us, and berates the staff still working that they must quiet down...and how can they still be working. Chief Jew then goes next door to his home.
TheDude and I are hoping for a fag vs. hebrew rumble in the streets. We smoke and drink gleefully with different scenarios. We may not make the situation worse or play it off greatly, but we do know how to entertain ourselves.
Less than a minute later, Chief Jew with his dominating wife come shooting out of their house (meanwhile, there is still barely any noise being made)...and they storm up the stairs like same-sex xcouples at San Francisco's City Hall.
"You must be quiet!! You keep waking up their kids. Turn it down!", says Chief Jew, with his dominating wife in tow, who is clearly the impetus of this outrage. She looks like a poster for interfaith marriage as an acceptable alternative.
They storm off with the commentary that can be heard from us of suggesting they sing some nice jewish songs to drown out the gay people. And for them to call other Orthodox jews to help "keep the peace".
TheDude and I entertained ourselves imagining a Curb Your Enthusiam episode as Larry being angry jew who tries to take control of the situation when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shoots next door from where he is staying overnight. Sadly, in reality, nothing more came of the jews vs. the gays rumble in Kew Gardens.
The gay interior designer is still wandering around watching his lackies work, btw. Fuckin slave driver.
TheDude and I just had some beer and smoked a stoagie on the stoop, watching them work. There is a large table with coffee and such outside, but most are inside trying to finish up before the neighbors string them up. Kew Gardens isn't called Jew Gardens for nothing. And one big fat jew just came home, and decided that he needed to take control of the fags who dare work after 10pm. Meanwhile, the show people doing all the work are actually doing everything incredibly quiet...in fact, I don't think our block has ever been this quiet. Perhaps they fear being raided by heathen gays wearing Prada.
So this big chief jew comes home...doesn't even check if they are being loud...,he stalks up to them, furious that they dare still work while he's on the case. He goes to me and TheDude....
"ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE?!?!?"
And, this is why TheDude and I will never be as great as someone like Gonzo, who would have played this differently. We sadly, don't lie.
"no, we live here"
What we should have said, is "yes we do, so fuck off kike!" or promised they'll be quieter, and then watch the hilarity ensue.
But we didn't. We suck.
But, didn't matter...this big chief jew stares us down, and then stalks next door looking for someone in charge.
I say, loudly to The Dude's horror, "Look, the jew needs to be in control".
Oops.
He hears but ignores us, and berates the staff still working that they must quiet down...and how can they still be working. Chief Jew then goes next door to his home.
TheDude and I are hoping for a fag vs. hebrew rumble in the streets. We smoke and drink gleefully with different scenarios. We may not make the situation worse or play it off greatly, but we do know how to entertain ourselves.
Less than a minute later, Chief Jew with his dominating wife come shooting out of their house (meanwhile, there is still barely any noise being made)...and they storm up the stairs like same-sex xcouples at San Francisco's City Hall.
"You must be quiet!! You keep waking up their kids. Turn it down!", says Chief Jew, with his dominating wife in tow, who is clearly the impetus of this outrage. She looks like a poster for interfaith marriage as an acceptable alternative.
They storm off with the commentary that can be heard from us of suggesting they sing some nice jewish songs to drown out the gay people. And for them to call other Orthodox jews to help "keep the peace".
TheDude and I entertained ourselves imagining a Curb Your Enthusiam episode as Larry being angry jew who tries to take control of the situation when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shoots next door from where he is staying overnight. Sadly, in reality, nothing more came of the jews vs. the gays rumble in Kew Gardens.
The gay interior designer is still wandering around watching his lackies work, btw. Fuckin slave driver.
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