So, you're about to go on trial for child abuse... what to do?

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Originally posted by The Brain
<a href=http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/4902840.html target=new>Why if you're Michael Jackson, let a kid get hurt playing at your Neverland Ranch</a>.

Associated Press
July 30, 2004

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. -- A 15-year-old boy riding an all-terrain vehicle at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch was hospitalized in good condition after the vehicle flipped, according to a published report today.

First of all, who are these jackass parents who continue to allow a 40-year-old surgical freak facing child molestation charges to host parties and what-not for their children? Are they <i>that</i> hard-up to mingle with a celebrity?

Although I must say, 15 seems a tad old for his tastes.

And I'm surprised nobody else has brought up the news that MJ is <a href=http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-07-20-jackson-quadruplets_x.htm>busy trying to create a new Jackson 5</a>, by knocking up some anonymous woman. She says she's carrying quadruplets. Of course he's denying it, but I figure he plans to procreate his own jury to acquit him.

Don't be so ignorant. That's ignorant.