07-30-2003, 03:30 PM
A blog is website for pathetic retards to post their thoughts, their worries, their fantasies and lame poetry for all the world to see. It's an electronic bulletin board. A virtual Diary. Here's today's entry from mclimpwrist:
Dear Blog,
Today Tinymike picked on me. He thinks I'm an attention whore. Just because I welcome every new member to the board in hopes of a faint response (even if it's a simple hi), he thinks I'm desperate. He's such a mean person. Why doesn't he like me? Maybe I should I buy him a twinkie. No...wait....that's I got GIP to like me. He was a mean person too but the twinkie won him over.
Tomorrow, I'm going to verbally pinch tinymike. I'll let you know what happens. By the way - I hope the cowboys keep troy aikman. He's got a cute ass.
Dear Blog,
Today Tinymike picked on me. He thinks I'm an attention whore. Just because I welcome every new member to the board in hopes of a faint response (even if it's a simple hi), he thinks I'm desperate. He's such a mean person. Why doesn't he like me? Maybe I should I buy him a twinkie. No...wait....that's I got GIP to like me. He was a mean person too but the twinkie won him over.
Tomorrow, I'm going to verbally pinch tinymike. I'll let you know what happens. By the way - I hope the cowboys keep troy aikman. He's got a cute ass.