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What I Believe:
#1
I Believe this thread won't make it to 2:30

I Believe GIP left his funney at oa.com

I Believe Tinymike has his bedroom wallpapered with my picture.

I Believe that all of religion should be condensed to living by the Golden Rule.

I Believe in soulmates

I Believe Chocolate is the lamest of the tootsie roll pops
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#2
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I Believe this thread won't make it to 2:30

I Believe GIP left his funney at oa.com

I Believe Tinymike has his bedroom wallpapered with my picture.

I Believe that all of religion should be condensed to living by the Golden Rule.

I Believe in soulmates

I Believe Chocolate is the lamest of the tootsie roll pops

i believe this pen doth hath run out of ink.
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#3
Quote:i believe this pen doth hath run out of ink.

I Believe it will get much worse before it gets any better.
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#4
I believe the children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
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#5
KensPen=Crash Davis?

Quote:Originally said by Crash Davis in Bull Durham
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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#6
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I believe the children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside.



I believe i saw that coming.
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#7
I Believe Ronin is mocking my thread.
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#8
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
KensPen=Crash Davis?

Quote:Originally said by Crash Davis in Bull Durham
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Ken = Meat(less)
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#9
I believe that Vagina is a beautiful name for a dog.
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#10
I believe it is silly to name a dog after a pussy.
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