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I am looking for a volunteer....
#1
I need to find a woman willing to carry my love child.....

anyone interested?
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#2
Meeeeeee......meeeeeeeeeee.

we can take a ride on the NJ turnpike. :kiss:
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#3
I don't believe you.....
you said you won't come to jersey,

and besides,
much as I would enjoy the "ride" I don't think you are fully equipped to be impregnated.
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#4
:confused: GIP isnt a girl?!?!!??!?!?
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#5
Silera charges $10,000 an egg.
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#6
Being that I could get $10K for my eggs, I'll do it for $20K just for you Ken.
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#7
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Silera charges $10,000 an egg.


damn, and i thought sea turtles were rare and expensive!
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#8
If she gives birth to my child,
the freakishly large "Ken" head of the baby will ruin her vag for you forever.
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#9
Quote:Being that I could get $10K for my eggs, I'll do it for $20K just for you Ken.

Your eggs hatch.
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#10
and I only charge $5 for one load.

perhaps I should consider restructuring my prices...
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