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Every single time I shower, I shave my asshole. It is not an easy task. It's almost like performing pilates in the shower.
I wonder if other women also shave their assholes, because I fear that either a) I am the only woman that has asshole hair or b) other women don't realize that they too should shave their asshole hairs.
Ok.
Just sharing.
(Disclaimer: I just wanted to allow as many messageboard posters the opportunity to amuse themselves at my expense).
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what do you use to do this??? can't you cut yourself there???????
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you should put razors on alkey's nose and tongue
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I use my trusty Mach 3.
I'm quite handy with it.
I also use it over my labia.
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You can cut yourself if you are highly retarded and don't know what you are doing. It takes precision and skill.
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Ninny, does LawnBoy work well?
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
you should put razors on alkey's nose and tongue
Alkey Scissor Face?
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I shave it because I like my asshole tongued.
I don't want a razor on his tongue.
That would hurt.
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I shave my penis and sack.
I hope this makes you all very wet and bothered.
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