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Must've cost an arm and a leg
#11
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

You can sell body parts?

I'm going to my basement right now.
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#12
Quote:Originally posted by header
Do they know who's arm it is?

:disappointed:
OK, everyone say it with me now...

TEEN shark victim.

Hey, it really <i>does</i> sound better! :lol:
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#13
The TEEN shark victim is a born again Christian, so I think that voids your point.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
The TEEN shark victim is a born again Christian, so I think that voids your point.

TEEN born again Christian?

Bah. Where was her God as the shark was turning her into an appetizer? Tongue
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#15
I always find surfer stories like this funny. They get looked at by sharks, who say, "hmmm food"
I'm not quite there yet
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#16
I saw that article when it first came out, and checked out the website and message board earlier today. She's "born again" and apparently they're viewing the shark attack as a way for her to "spread the word".
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I saw that article when it first came out, and checked out the website and message board earlier today. She's \"born again\" and apparently they're viewing the shark attack as a way for her to \"spread the word\".
How does she intend to "spread the word", when she can't even spread her arms?

<font color=4e4e4e>Yes, you could go for the easy joke in which she'll spread her legs instead, but I trust you are all better than that... yeah, right.</font>
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#18
I'm just amazed that she's 13 and already had pro prospects. I wish I lived in Hawaii.
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#19
I really do feel bad for her... Really




















Okay enough of that.
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#20
Maybe the shark felt bad and decided to regurgitate all the body parts in its stomach and fedex the parts to the girl.
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