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#1
It's that time of night again.

Ask away.

I'll answer until the vodka runs out.
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#2
If the <i>anus</i> is the "in" orifice, what are the girl's mouth and vag?

<font color=5e5e5e>Of course, the answer is "target practice", but I'd like to hear any other responses from you.</font>
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#3
if you were to post this thread all over again - woud you have done it in Sileras Pub?
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#4
He's being "adventurous"...

You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep things interesting. Besides, how many times can you fuck silera in her pub before you have to go to the "champagne room"?
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#5
goddamnquestionsagainfuckinquestionmarksmantheygivemehelleverymotherfuckintime

Confusedniffle:

why is cheese stinky?
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#6
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
If the <i>anus</i> is the \"in\" orifice, what are the girl's mouth and vag?

<font color=5e5e5e>Of course, the answer is \"target practice\", but I'd like to hear any other responses from you.</font>

Options.
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#7
Quote:Originally posted by LickMe
goddamnquestionsagainfuckinquestionmarksmantheygivemehelleverymotherfuckintime

Confusedniffle:

why is cheese stinky?

Becuase some girls have never heard of feminine sprays...
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#8
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
if you were to post this thread all over again - woud you have done it in Sileras Pub?

No.

She's lucky enough to fuck me.
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Quote:Originally posted by LickMe
goddamnquestionsagainfuckinquestionmarksmantheygivemehelleverymotherfuckintime

Confusedniffle:

why is cheese stinky?

Becuase some girls have never heard of feminine sprays...

not THAT kind of cheese!!!:barf::barf::barf::barf:
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#10
I'm sure it has something to do with mold...


























































































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