Dear White_Folks

[Drunken GW]

take off hoser

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Step off, eh

[The Brain]

Originally posted by BITENY
hey hey wait--- they do have a place in Canada (where, I don't remember) where you can go & smoke the cheeba...in cafes & such......we don't have that here..
So there is 1 good thing they have that we don't

Do you absolutely, positively feel the need to smoke up in the middle of a restaurant, or can't you just do it in the quiet privacy of your living room?

Besides, just get yourself a "bat" like Grizzly, and you can smoke anywhere. :nod:

Speaking of the Grizzled one... um, you mind explaining what you were doing to this penguin? :lol:

<Img src=http://www.negativepositive.org/canadasfinest.jpg>

[WhiteFolks]

3 REASONS TO NUKE CANADA

Bryan Adams


K. D. Lang


Celine Dion

[The Brain]

You silly goose, there is really only ONE reason to nuke Canada...


















... because it's CANADA!

[Grizzly]

Originally posted by The BrainSpeaking of the Grizzled one... um, you mind explaining what you were doing to this penguin? :lol:

<Img src=http://www.negativepositive.org/canadasfinest.jpg>

Bastards!

They told me they destroyed the negatives!

[Grumpy]

how many canaddannanians does it take to change a lightbulb?



who gives a fuck? let em sit in the fuckin dark....

[The Brain]

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said: "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."

The Englishman replied: "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."

The Canadian replied: "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."

The American replied: "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."

[Sloats]

Now Now. The Canadian government has, on many occassions, apologized aboot Bryan Adams.

[The Brain]

Tell me there is some truth in this:

The Spanish Conquistadores were making a map of their colonies (they owned all of America, South and North). They started drawing in the lines from down south - territory they knew well - and worked their way up.

Everything was going fine until they got to the New York area. \"Hey, what's up there?\" the map maker asked the governor, pointing to the vast emptiness above the Great Lakes.

The governor answered: \"Here? (in Spanish: \"<b><i>Aca</b></i>?\"). Nothing (in Spanish: \"<b><i>Nada</b></i>\").

Hence the great blank emptiness became known as <b>ACA-NADA</b>, or in English, \"There ain't nothin' here.\"

Which, as anyone who has lived in Canada will testify, is pretty darned close to the truth. Eh?

<a href=http://www.whimsical-wits.com/rr/canada.htm target=new>More jokes aboot Canada, eh?</a> :lol: