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What happens in the Champagne Room?
#1
I know that no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in teh Champagne Room. So then, what the hell happens in there that its so expensive. Are they giving out blow jobs in there or something??

I'd try it out, but I'm too broke and I have the feeling that (much like almost everything else having to do with a strip club) it would be pretty disappointing for the money.
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Stupid mod fights and cock pictures, mostly. :lol:
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#3
Quote:cock pictures
if yah wanna call it that
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#4
i think six pack was referring to a Strip club champagne room, not the YMB fuckroom......

6 pack, unless you got $500 burning a hole in your pocket and want a severe case of blue balls, don't bother.












(unless of course you go to the RIGHT kind of club......but we won't get into that right now.)
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Quote:Originally posted by Six-Pack
I know that no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in teh Champagne Room. So then, what the hell happens in there that its so expensive. Are they giving out blow jobs in there or something??

I'd try it out, but I'm too broke and I have the feeling that (much like almost everything else having to do with a strip club) it would be pretty disappointing for the money.
Depends on:

A) The strip club
B) The stripper

If you really want to know badly enough, next time you go to a strip club, take the girl you're interested in for a lap dance... then <b>ask</b>. Get all the details you can, and feel free to ask just exactly what she's willing to do back there. If she grabs your cock and starts rubbing it right then and there, you know you're in for a good time. :nod:

<b>EDIT:</b>

I think this calls for a YMB road trip.

Quote:<i>Orignally posted by Grumpy</i>
i think six pack was referring to a Strip club champagne room, not the YMB fuckroom......

6 pack, unless you got $500 burning a hole in your pocket and want a severe case of blue balls, don't bother.
I didn't know that's what Snow White charged for VIP room fun. Damn, Grumpy, no wonder you're always so high-strung. :lol:
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general rule of thumb:

the classier the place is, the less likely anything is gonna happen. (so they tell me, of course.... :grin2Smile

Now I'm seriously missing my days as a bachelor. Dayyyyiimmmmmm........

Brain - we need a sponsor. SomeONE has to pay for the research. No?
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Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
general rule of thumb:

the classier the place is, the less likely anything is gonna happen. (so they tell me, of course.... :grin2Smile

Now I'm seriously missing my days as a bachelor. Dayyyyiimmmmmm........

Brain - we need a sponsor. SomeONE has to pay for the research. No?
Bachelor schmachelor, we're taking you out for some funny fun fun!

So you'll go home to the missus smelling of cheap whore perfume... what's the worst that could happen? Angel:lol:Angel
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I have asked them during a dance, and they never go into details. The only thing they say is the price, that its "very private" and that its great (of course they always say that).


Quote:I think this calls for a YMB road trip.

Absolutely!!! A jew, a black guy, and a dwarf go into a strip club :lol:
Now this has potential!!!

All we need is a brave soul to organize it.
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Quote:All we need is a brave soul to organize it.

I hear that white folks is a pretty good organizer....
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Quote:Originally posted by kindred
Quote:All we need is a brave soul to organize it.

I hear that white folks is a pretty good organizer....
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