Sarcasm will not get you laid....

[sweet angel]

Originally posted by header
Anyone who doesn't pick up or enjoy sarcasm isn't going to feel better after that apology.

Maybe not, but at least it's honest and not some contrived effort to try to get out of the dog house.

[header]

I wouldn't know. I don't believe I've ever been in the dog house. If I have been I was prolly too focused on playing video games or post whoring to notice.

[Wookies Cruel Circus]

I say enjoy the solitude of her not talking to (read: bothering) you while you can get it.
She'll start talking to you again when the gutters need cleaning or a spider needs smooshing or somesuch...

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Grumpy
I then tell her that the sales girl would love it herself if someone bought it for her

When you returned it, you should have tried to get some from the sales girl.

[bigdikblack]

Instead of buying her a coat, you should have bought her a thong. You probably would have gotten lucky that night. :grin2:

[Black Lazerus]

Grumpys wife dosen't like thongs. she likes bloomers.

[Contra]

When the fuck am I gonna learn to keep my big fat trap shut.

When are you going to learn that marraige is not the answer?:confused:

[Crack Hitler]

marraige is never the answer, i hear marriage is no picnic either

[Contra]

That may be true, but I hear mirages are pretty sweet.

[header]

uhhh