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Teen Gets Stuck In Chimney
Quote:Teen Gets Stuck In Chimney
Sun Nov 16, 9:11 AM ET
A 15-year-old girl, attempting to get into her boyfriend's locked house, ended up lodged in the chimney.
Rescuers say the girl got stuck trying to slide down the chimney feet first, but Lt. Mike Flores of the Albuquerque Fire Department says that no one should ever give this maneuver a try.
\"People shouldn't be climbing down chimneys,\" Flores said. \"Because once you get down there, there's no way of getting out … It's almost impossible.\"
After talking to the trapped girl, firefighters managed to get her arms free. Then they lowered a rope to her and pulled her out.
Luckily, the girl did not sustain any injuries, but rescuers say she was covered head to toe in soot.
This just begs the question. How the hell does santa get into our houses to deliver presents!?!?! :disappointed:
and how fat was this guys girlfriend anyway?
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Too bad they let the little slut live.
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White chick roasting on an open fire.
Jack frost nipping at your nose.
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Chimneys aren't as big as you think. This shit happens a lot. Couple of sledgehammers and the firemen get the person out. Santa, on the other hand can do whatever he damn well pleases. He's Santa.
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Santa fucking rocks man!
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Santa fucking rocks man!
I loved when Santa was at that punk concert working the crowd.
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pffft my favorite santa likes to chill out and drink some beer.
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You think the girl would get the hint that shes not welcome when the door is locked. What a fuckin idiot.
LMAO, this thread reminded me about the Chimney sweep song from mary poppins and the impression that Conan O'brian does on his show of it.
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Quote:Originally posted by header
pffft my favorite santa likes to chill out and drink some beer.
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Quote:This just begs the question. How the hell does santa get into our houses to deliver presents!?!?!
i'm pretty sure he touches the side of his nose with his finger and gives a wink, and woosh presto chango hes in and out before you know what happened
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