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SNL w/AL!
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12-07-2003, 06:03 AM
Ok- what did you all think?
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12-07-2003, 06:10 AM
Awful. Read some more cue cards Al.
<center><img src="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/madone/taymb.jpg"></center><center> We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...
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12-07-2003, 06:14 AM
Well- he was a little better than DeNiro.....he couldn't keep his eyes off the cue cards...and he's a horrible cue card reader.
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12-07-2003, 06:23 AM
How soon till Tracy Morgans show is canceled?
I was disappointed with Paris as well and Pink should just stop with the belly pants. She's such a fucking slob.
<center><img src="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/madone/taymb.jpg"></center><center> We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...
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12-07-2003, 06:28 AM
They gave his show a horrible rating. I give it until the end of the month before its x'd.
And Pink---uh...she's growing the lower belly. Honestly, I have it too (a little bigger) and I don't even have the nerve to wear pants like that. And she unbuttoned them on her first song like "woah, look @ my ass crack!" But uh.....either wear pants or don't. But she does have a good voice 
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12-07-2003, 02:11 PM
i thought al did ok considering this is completly out of his area of expertise, the show overall blew though, his skits were crap, not by him but by the writers. i thought he made the best out of a piles of shit, that the writers gave him to work with. pink, gross, just fucking gross, fat belly and all, and was that a appendix scar on her belly or just a horrible spot of cellulite? paris, crap, jimmy had a chance to totally tear her apart without bringing up the tape and he pussied out.
![[Image: saturday123.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Werewulf76/saturday123.jpg) It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
12-07-2003, 06:23 PM
Well, I think it was either his job or "behave"....
she's a total fucking bimbo. I Honestly didnt think that it was really going to be her, I thought that they were gonna dress someone up as Paris, and put fake blowjob lips on them.... Yeah, and as I said- Pink needs to put more clothes on..
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12-07-2003, 07:09 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st...sharpton_6
By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer NEW YORK - Democratic presidential candidate Al Sharpton portrayed lawyer Johnnie Cochran, a sushi salesman and one of the three wise men searching for Jesus during his host stint on "Saturday Night Live (news - Y! TV)." AP Photo He was also confronted with a track suit-wearing vision of his former self, even singing a few verses of "I Feel Good" during a respectable James Brown (news) imitation. Sharpton, though, was nearly upstaged by reality TV and inadvertent video star Paris Hilton, who appeared in a double-entendre filled "interview" with Jimmy Fallon (news). The presidential candidate's appearance wasn't seen everywhere. All four NBC affiliates in Iowa refused to air "Saturday Night Live" for fear it would activate federal "equal time provisions" and compel them to offer time to the other eight Democrats running for president. It's unlikely other Democratic candidates will follow Sharpton as host, since it would require them to take a week off the campaign trail to rehearse. "For me, it's a wonderful opportunity," Sharpton said in his opening monologue. "Maybe tonight, people can finally get to know the real Al Sharpton. President Al Sharpton." Comic Tracy Morgan appeared next to him dressed as the "old" Sharpton, with wilder hair, track suit and medallion. "I never looked that bad," Sharpton said. Then, remembering his days spent on the road with Brown, he sang and even attempted some of Brown's footwork. Sharpton also appeared as a naturalist's sidekick during one skit that required him to repeat the line, "I do love the ladies." And he sat in a roller coaster, portraying Cochran, trying to get Michael Jackson (news) to concentrate on the molestation charges against him. As one of three black wise men searching for Jesus, Sharpton was pulled over by the police, and he pretended to open a sushi restaurant to pay for his campaign. Hilton, who had canceled several TV appearances to promote her hit reality show, "The Simple Life," after a video of her having sex with an ex-boyfriend spread across the Internet, was skewered by Fallon in the raunchy "Weekend Update" segment. He noted that there really was a Hilton hotel in Paris. "I'd like to be able to check in to the Paris Hilton," he said.
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12-07-2003, 07:10 PM
Quote:Well, I think it was either his job or \"behave\".... Norm would have done it It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious |
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