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#61
Good, so we're all agreed then?
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#63
Quote:See...now you're insulting fat women. I'm sure Oprah is a kind hearted woman who is also an \"awesome, dependable, fun-to-be-with, slightly chubby gal \"
Oprah is not a kind hearted woman at all. She is one the biggest racist I have ever seen. Urgh, I hate her.

Anyhoo, if you're going to a bar to pick someone up, chances are you aren't looking for "that special someone". You wanna get laid. In which case, you go for the hotter person, who wouldn't rather fuck the hotter of the two? And as far as only achieving "friend status" that's a good thing. I think I'm much more likely to develop feelings for someone I already know to be the good guy than someone I just met. Girls go for the "bad guy" cause he knows how to make himself look like the good guy at first. And then he makes them feel like she needs him, and can't get anything better.
I'd like to think I'm the kind of girl who can carry a conversation, support herself, etc. I wouldn't say I'm a knockout by any means, but I'd also like to think I'm not hideous. But just like SA said, if ever I go out with girls that are clearly more attractive than I am, they are the ones who get "picked up". Such is life.
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Quote:But just like SA said, if ever I go out with girls that are clearly more attractive than I am, they are the ones who get \"picked up\". Such is life.
I didn't mean to imply that the girls I went out with were more attractive, just that they were more "done up" or easier looking. Just to clarify.
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#65
Quote:Originally posted by Faceman

Which one are you? :bouncy:

Now, what does that matter sir?

Quote:married men don't throw our lines, we have no reason to

Wink

And 46020, I gathered the basic implication that she was a whore for picking the hotter guy.

While I may have skimmed over yours, my point still stands.

Both guys giving it their all, showing her everything she wants, one hot, one not.

Nobody here would've made a different decision I believe. Except for me.

I just would've picked the funniest fella with the biggest schlong.

That's a good relationship. As a matter of fact, if he's a little less attractive, one less thing to worry about, right?

Hottest thing in a man, is how much he can make me laugh.

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#66
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Please, guys. We're all half-witted adults here, let's be sensible.

You have 2 girls, desperately vying for your heart and affections, both displaying every quality they know a guy wants.

One is a gorgeous blonde, with shapely curves, smart, successful, and driven, the other not so gorgeous or shapely, with as many attributes.

I'm sure the WHOLE LOT OF YOU would pick the uglier chick.............

Rolleyes

Go with the one that fucks better.
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Umm, how would you know that?
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#68
You don't get to have "relations" with them first? What kind of reality is that?
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#69
You're right. Maybe they'd agree to let you give each of them a test run before you decide.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Umm, how would you know that?

Ask for references, and accurately depicted pictures of penis dimensions.
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