Average Joe

[Grumpy]

Note to self: Go home, kiss the wife and thank her for being gorgeous and intelligent with a killer body.

Now if I could only get her to put out more often, I'd have the perfect woman.......


Eat your heart out boys....


For the record - looks are temporary. A relationship isn't worth shit if it's based solely on looks. There has to be more substance than that. My check list (prior to Mrs. Grumpy) was simple:

- Sense of humour
- Intelligent
- Warm heart
- Knows how to carry herself
- Psychologically stable (not hung on the past)
- Eyes
- Warm smile

Body didn't matter to me. I thank God that I was fortunate enough to find someone that had everything I was looking for, and then some... For the record - 11 years later, I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck I got so lucky.

[sweet angel]

See, now if you told HER that you would stay out of the doghouse!

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Grumpy
Note to self: Go home, kiss the wife and thank her for being gorgeous and intelligent with a killer body.

Now if I could only get her to put out more often, I'd have the perfect woman.......


Eat your heart out boys....


For the record - looks are temporary. A relationship isn't worth shit if it's based solely on looks. There has to be more substance than that. My check list (prior to Mrs. Grumpy) was simple:

- Sense of humour
- Intelligent
- Warm heart
- Knows how to carry herself
- Psychologically stable (not hung on the past)
- Eyes
- Warm smile

Body didn't matter to me. I thank God that I was fortunate enough to find someone that had everything I was looking for, and then some... For the record - 11 years later, I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck I got so lucky.

She's all that and a bag of chips. Bend over and kiss your blessed ass every day Grumpy, and tell her how much you love her.

My list is shorter:

-Intelligent
-Driven
-Passionate
-FUNNY!!!!
-funny
*hot*

Hot is negotiable with how interesting or funny you are.

[sweet angel]

We all seem to agree that looks alone will not hold a relationship together. But there has to be some physical attraction...I can't imagine any of us hooking up with Shrek.

[Metalfan]

Originally posted by Grumpy
Note to self: Go home, kiss the wife and thank her for being gorgeous and intelligent with a killer body.

Now if I could only get her to put out more often, I'd have the perfect woman.......


Eat your heart out boys....


For the record - looks are temporary. A relationship isn't worth shit if it's based solely on looks. There has to be more substance than that. My check list (prior to Mrs. Grumpy) was simple:

- Sense of humour
- Intelligent
- Warm heart
- Knows how to carry herself
- Psychologically stable (not hung on the past)
- Eyes
- Warm smile

Body didn't matter to me. I thank God that I was fortunate enough to find someone that had everything I was looking for, and then some... For the record - 11 years later, I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck I got so lucky.

Hmmmmmmm, I suspect Mrs. Grumpy was probably looking over his shoulder as he typed this All kidding aside, Grump has never said a bad thing about his wife on the boards....too bad he couldn't maintain that same composure in front of her - fewer days in the doghouse.

But, back on topic for a minute.....sure, tastes and needs and wants change as you get older and learn who you are and seek those things that mean the most to you......however, how many of the guys here wouldn't want a shot at Paris Hilton if she walked up to you and said "let's go?" All mature thinking aside....who here would look like all the rubes in Arkansas on that stupid show of theirs?

Now where is my coffee dammit?

[header]

however, how many of the guys here wouldn't want a shot at Paris Hilton if she walked up to you and said \"let's go?\"

I'd break Paris Hilton. So I'll pass.

[BITENY]

If you blow on Paris Hilton, she would break in half. Fucking waify slut.....

[Jimbo]

what's wrong with a waify slut?

[BITENY]

I just don't like her.

[Jimbo]

really? i didn't get that impression.