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I was racing up the stairs for a loud sound, and tripped going up the stairs.
I myself think there's nothing funnier than watching somebody trip going UP the stairs! STUPID FUCK!
Buuuuuuuut I did. My stairs are marble. I sliced my shin a good six inches. Not deep enough for stitches, I think. Besides, they don't really even do stitches anymore. Now they tape it. You drive half an hour, wait a fucking hour and a half in emergency, and the doctor tapes it up to heal together.
If I thought stitches were warranted, I'd honestly just pull out the Scotch tape and eradicate the middleman.
But the bruise is from my ankle almost to my knee. Stunning.
And, on an off-note: "The Simple Life" fucking sucks donkey piss. I can't believe I even was sucked in enough to try to watch it once.
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i fell going up my stairs once, scraped up my knee, fell on my ass, don't ask how i managed that. and i only had 2 stairs in my apartment, i couldn't even manage them. i'm sure it was funny to see.
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You can get some stuff that's like skin glue....it works pretty good..
I'm not quite there yet
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Crazy Glue in the wound also works.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Besides, they don't really even do stitches anymore. Now they tape it. You drive half an hour, wait a fucking hour and a half in emergency, and the doctor tapes it up to heal together.
The Cannnannanndian national health care system.
You get what you pay for.
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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Besides, they don't really even do stitches anymore. Now they tape it. You drive half an hour, wait a fucking hour and a half in emergency, and the doctor tapes it up to heal together.
The Cannnannanndian national health care system.
You get what you pay for.
as opposed to this country where you pay to get nothing
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No, you pay for some illegal terrorist bastard to get the best of everything. While, you get NOTHING!!!
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Quote:Originally posted by tricia
i fell going up my stairs once, scraped up my knee, fell on my ass, don't ask how i managed that. and i only had 2 stairs in my apartment, i couldn't even manage them. i'm sure it was funny to see.
See? Now that's funny!!!!!
So much funnier when it's somebody else.
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Your stairs are marble? My shin hurts just from reading that.
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Hottie- do you have some sort of cover at all over your steps (not the entire thing- just like, in the middle)??
Marble's an insane thing to put on your steps!!
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