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#21
12-25-2003, 04:48 AM
Never mind, I have to stop drinking.
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12-26-2003, 05:08 AM
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Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Needless to say I hate them just as everything else involving other people. You're in a room with family members you never see. You stare at them and they at you for a few hours. You listen to their filthy, snotty little brats run around like wild Mohicans while they grip my shit up with their little mung crusted fingers. In about 3 hours this place is gonna be a fucking zoo. I hope someone dies so this doesn't go down and right now I don't care if that someone is me.



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I never in a million years thought Id say this......

diceisgod rules!

I say it on a daily basis, then again my judgement of funny dwarves all of you since I am such a knee slapper.
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12-26-2003, 05:22 AM
you are in my book sir
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12-26-2003, 05:23 AM
I bet that book is collecting dust at Red Rock's somewhere by the jukebox.
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12-26-2003, 05:25 AM
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12-26-2003, 05:36 AM
When you walk into the bar does everyone yell "GEORGE!!!" and then you reply with some funny one liner before you sit down at the end of the bar.
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12-26-2003, 05:41 AM
I hope to aspire to the genious that was Norm Peterson
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12-26-2003, 05:44 AM
It's a dog eat dog world out there and i'm wearing milk bone underwear sammy.
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12-26-2003, 05:47 AM
Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer
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