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#11
12-24-2003, 06:42 PM
awwww. hurt my feeling will you. i will take away your breeding privileges.
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#12
12-24-2003, 07:10 PM
Quote:I KNEW it!! You DO live with your parents! :lol:

Wrong and wrong, stupid.
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12-24-2003, 07:13 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
You haven’t fit at the kiddie table since you were 5.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That's funny... I forsee your own sitcom on the WB in the very near future
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12-24-2003, 07:15 PM
i can't for the episode when he posts his dick pic and then gets caught by his biatch
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12-24-2003, 09:06 PM
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
i can't for the episode when he posts his dick pic and then gets caught by his biatch
Tonight, on a very <i>special</i> episode of "The Parkers", entitled "Not Without My Penis"...

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A young man posts pictures of his mandingo on the internet, and is then hunted and devoured by three huge black women, leaving only his massive Mississippi blacksnake behind. What will these three behemoths do with it? Mild hilarity shall no doubt ensue.

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12-24-2003, 09:23 PM
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
i can't for the episode when he posts his dick pic and then gets caught by his biatch
Tonight, on a very <i>special</i> episode of "The Parkers", entitled "Not Without My Penis"...

<img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/black-laz-and-the-parkers.jpg>

A young man posts pictures of his mandingo on the internet, and is then hunted and devoured by three huge black women, leaving only his massive Mississippi blacksnake behind. What will these three behemoths do with it? Mild hilarity shall no doubt ensue.

Guest starring "The Love Boat's" Ted Lange <img src=http://www.afronet.com/BTN/PIX/lange.gif> as "Smokey"




Shit i have nothing to say great post.

fucker:lol::lol:
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12-24-2003, 09:25 PM
two thumbs up!


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12-24-2003, 11:20 PM
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Needless to say I hate them just as everything else involving other people. You're in a room with family members you never see. You stare at them and they at you for a few hours. You listen to their filthy, snotty little brats run around like wild Mohicans while they grip my shit up with their little mung crusted fingers. In about 3 hours this place is gonna be a fucking zoo. I hope someone dies so this doesn't go down and right now I don't care if that someone is me.



WOW

I never in a million years thought Id say this......

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12-24-2003, 11:57 PM
You people all have to learn to tell your families you're doing your own thing this year. Get together with friends and have your own holiday celebration. Of course, who am I to talk? We did the BF's parents last weekend and we'll be going to my parents tomorrow.

Usually I have the holidays and whoever wants to come can...if you don't don't. Whatever.

We'll be going across the street to the neighbors house soon for a few Christmas Eve libations.
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12-25-2003, 04:35 AM
Hopefully when you come home afterwards, you'll shake your baby up and down.
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