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paul mooney had a funny comment on chappelles show the other night.
someone asked him why does bush think saddam has weapons of mass destruction.
mooney replied, because he has the receipt.
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Still can't decide who you like? Try this out then.
It gathers your opinions on most of the major issues and then compares it to what the candidates believe.
I'm going to have to pay more attention to all this now because it's telling me I closely match Kerry's beliefs the best. All this time I've been pulling for Dean who came in like 6th or 7th on my list.
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1 Bush Score: 100%
Party Republican
Has Held Elected Office Yes
Served in the Military Yes
Compare with other candidates
*phewww I was a little scared I'd have to take a step back and reevaluate my political stance for a minute.
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Quote:Originally posted by header
1 Bush Score: 100%
Party Republican
Has Held Elected Office Yes
Served in the Military Yes
Compare with other candidates
*phewww I was a little scared I'd have to take a step back and reevaluate my political stance for a minute.
Something tells me the only way that happens is if you check "Republican" for party affiliation.
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Didn't mark a party affiliation. Bush was 100% Lieberman 78%, Kerry 68%, Edwards 66, Clark 62, Dean 54, Sharpton 52, and Kucinich 41.
I guess I'm an ultra-conservative power hungry war mongering madman that only answers to his zionist master afterall.
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First on the platform... Close the fucking borders. Invite all known illegal aliens to a superbowl party and send them all back to their native lands.
*and tell them to bring all their friends.
** Well since the super bowl is done and gone for this year when's the next world cup soccer tournament thingy?
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I like it so far. Tell me more.
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Keep Bush's tax cuts but ditch that whole medicare bill and the new plans for space exploration.
Legalize, pot and other lower end narcotics. Legalize prostitution and gambling on a broader scale (ie encourage more states and municipalities to legalize such ventures) Open up government run brothels, casinos and drug cafes. AND TAX THE HELL OUT OF IT ALL.
If not. Then we must institute a flat tax and abolish all other taxes.
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