Man severs own penis; eats peanuts on Canal

[The Jays]

Nah, I don't think any song that overtly refers to sexual acts or the concept of love will work. I need something that catches her off guard, and makes her think "Jesus fucking Christ, where is that interesting and stimulating booty bouncing music coming from, and how can I rape the man who's playing it?"

I'm not looking for something that slaps her on the ass. I'm looking for a punch to the face, something she won't forget.