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To Drink or Not To Drink
#1
I have half a glass of Jack Daniel's sitting on my desk from last night's drinking fiasco. I feel dumping it would be such a waste. I feel drinking it would make me a disgusting individual. What to do?
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#2
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I feel drinking it would make me a disgusting individual. What to do?


Chug??
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#3
Save it for later.
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#4
I combined Ninny's and MYLF's answers and I came up with "chug it later".

I added in my own calculations and came up with "chug it now".
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#5
I HOPE FTL locks this self indulgent thread.
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#6
To dream a little dream...
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I have half a glass of Jack Daniel's sitting on my desk from last night's drinking fiasco. I feel dumping it would be such a waste. I feel drinking it would make me a disgusting individual. What to do?

It's a little late for that.

This is what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity......
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#8
I call "drinking vodka" a moment of clarity.
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#9
If you're not going to drink it, can I have it?
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#10
What was it i used to say?? Oh,Yeah. Half a bottle of Jack Daniel's . It's a cure all.



Drink it.
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