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08-06-2004, 06:34 PM
You are all missing the point.
Did you at least try to fuck her?
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08-06-2004, 06:46 PM
Koolaid
1/2 oz. each: Amaretto, Vodka & Midori, Splash of Cranberry juice Shake with ice, Strain into a chilled cocktail or large Shot glass *if she gets sick off this, you don't want her. Or maybe you do. hmmmm
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08-06-2004, 07:00 PM
Maybe she got sick when she realized you might have a penis.
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08-06-2004, 07:47 PM
You really like a gay girl? I see no downside risk in trying to woo her.
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08-06-2004, 08:07 PM
im suspecting Jack's dating pool is limited considering his girth.
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08-06-2004, 08:16 PM
"limited" does not effectively capture the fact of being unable to date all heterosexual women
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08-06-2004, 08:21 PM
i was trying to be coy
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08-06-2004, 08:40 PM
Midori and Amaretto mixed in the same glass? No wonder she threw up.
Order her a Rose's Lime and Baileys next time.
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