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#11
I though boobs get bigger when a woman has a kid? Definitely a unique situation you got there Silera.
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#12
if you breastfeed they shrink.
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#13
I thought WIC gave enough money for formula.
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
if you breastfeed they shrink.

ah. :thumbup:
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#15
Breastfeeding also helps lose the extra weight.

Before the first kid I was a 7/8, after him I was a 5/6. After the second kid I'm a 3/4.

I'm just a freak of nature.
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Quote:Originally posted by Silera
Breastfeeding also helps lose the extra weight.

Before the first kid I was a 7/8, after him I was a 5/6. After the second kid I'm a 3/4.

I'm just a freak of nature.
No.

Children just suck the life outta you.
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#17
Children are stupid and smell like shit.
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#18
glad you never were one, huh?
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#19
huh?
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#20
exactly
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