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That stupid fucking E-Z Pass commercial
#1
You know the one. A bunch of yuppie assholes are driving to work in their stupid carpool and they're all surprised that Walter finally got E-Z Pass. Walter tries to claim that he was never against E-Z Pass, and his fellow asshole carpoolers tell him he's full of shit and they start quoting all the things that he has said about E-Z Pass in the past. The low point for me is when one of the fuckbags in the car says (in a very annoying voice imitating Walter), "I don't LIKE E-Z Pass! I don't TRUST E-Z Pass! E-Z Pass goes against every ethical value I hold dear!". Then the woman in the car quotes Walter and he calls her Missy, and the twat gets all offended and says "Don't call me Missy, Walter!", and then Walter explains why he finally decided to get E-Z Pass.

Yeah, I hate that commercial.

I know that you're thinking "Hey, if you hate it so much, change the station, you lazy asshole". Well, you're right, I should. But for some reason, I have to leave it on and listen to it in its entirety every time I hear it. I don't know why. So fuck you.
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#2
"THey should call it EVIL Pass!"

Well, it's a commercial sponsored by McGreevey's money, so don't expect a fucking miracle, but you'd be surprised. Coming from customer service, people do actually get that upset... especially when the news slammed EZ Pass they way it did when they were having all the problems. Even if they weren't directly affected by the problem, they exagerrate the problem as a defense mechanism.

The commercial still sucks though.
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#3
The only commercial I hate more is the one for the new Millenium. Guy in a taxi talking about all his friends that work at the hotel.

And I do change the station when either ad comes on.
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#4
Why have I not seen this?

Walter sounds like a fairy.
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#5
I haven't seen this either, but it sounds like Barch was Walter, except for the fact that he got E-Z Pass in the end.
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Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
I haven't seen this either, but it sounds like Barch was Walter, except for the fact that he got E-Z Pass in the end.


ha ha, i was thinking the same thing.

i haven't seen this commercial either. i think ants made it up.
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#7
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Why have I not seen this?
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
I haven't seen this either
Quote:Originally posted by dru
i haven't seen this commercial either.
Oops, I forgot to mention, it's a radio commercial. That's why you haven't seen it. But you will hear it eventually, as it seems to be played every 10 minutes. As for FTL, maybe XM is immune to this horrible commercial.
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Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
Oops, I forgot to mention, it's a radio commercial. That's why you haven't seen it. But you will hear it eventually, as it seems to be played every 10 minutes. As for FTL, maybe XM is immune to this horrible commercial.
That makes more sense.

Yeah, I'm probably immune, since XM barely has any commercials, and E-Z Pass is a regional thing anyway, not nation-wide.
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