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I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
#21
Quote:theres no point in talking to her she already knows i like her. thanks to my friend who told her sister now she and a bunch of other people know

ahh, nothing like the grapevine...I sure do miss high school.

and for the record, talking to her would be the best thing to do...no punching of anyone needed.


punching = NO GOOD.

being straight up, pulling out your teen mule in the hallway and asking "Alison, what are we going to do about this?" = GOOD.
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee

and for the record, talking to her would be the best thing to do...no punching of anyone needed.

punching = NO GOOD.

being straight up, pulling out your teen mule in the hallway and asking \"Alison, what are we going to do about this?\" = GOOD.

pfft. like that ever works.
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#23
true. it only works if you carry at least a girthy 5 & 1/2...otherwise, you're right. don't bother.

my bad.
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#24
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee

and for the record, talking to her would be the best thing to do...no punching of anyone needed.

punching = NO GOOD.

being straight up, pulling out your teen mule in the hallway and asking \"Alison, what are we going to do about this?\" = GOOD.

pfft. like that ever works.

No, i meant that you have to whip it and slap her on the forehead with it so hard, she gets a mushroom imprint. Just whipping it out "Jay Mohr" style doesn't work anymore.
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#25
Plus the fat ugly chick who you should be banging who sue you for sexual harassment.
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#26
Quote:Originally posted by Metalfan
where the fuck is Adam Carolla when you need him?
he'd say something like "listen goofball, just dont get her pregnant"
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#27
This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while.

Serious advice - talk to the girl and don't punch anyone.

But personally, the other stuff is much more amusing. God I miss high school. :lol:
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#28
ok i already know alot about her and she knows alot about me. weve hung out alot and ive spoken to her online and her grammer isnt much better.

btw can i have another kid punch joe in the face
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#29
hey if youre not going to make an attempt then whats the point of even asking for advice?


and as i said, punching in the face is bad. didnt you watch spiderman?!????!
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#30
Have another kid punch Joe in the face, just make sure it DOESN'T get back to YOU! :grin2:
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