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WHERE OH WHERE HAS ARPI GONE?
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#31
05-23-2003, 06:02 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Even I can't make this idea funny.



Shocking thought isn't it?
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#32
05-23-2003, 06:04 AM
What a geak.
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#33
05-23-2003, 06:06 AM
Every good comic needs at least one vegetable joke.
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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#34
05-23-2003, 06:15 AM
So I says, "Arugula? Damn near killed him!!!"

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05-23-2003, 06:16 AM
Quote:Every good comic needs at least one vegetable joke.
Lucky for me, I got two fruits to make jokes about.

Quote:So I says, \"Arugula? Damn near killed him!!!\"
:disappointed:
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:darkmoonchild23@aol.com"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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#36
05-23-2003, 06:19 AM
Who did the banana give his peel to?



























































































The cucumbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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#37
05-23-2003, 06:24 AM
Why did the tomato turn red?










<a href=http://www.geocities.com/meshki123/vjokes.htm target=_blank>Because it saw the salad dressing! </a>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:darkmoonchild23@aol.com"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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#38
05-23-2003, 06:25 AM
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Why did the tomato turn red?










<a href=http://www.geocities.com/meshki123/vjokes.htm target=_blank>Because it saw the salad dressing! </a>
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And you dare to shake your disappointed head at my arugula joke. Pfft.
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#39
05-23-2003, 06:28 AM
Quote:Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A leek.

This is really sad.

I'm not sure who's joke was worse.
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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05-23-2003, 06:31 AM
Quote:And you dare to shake your disappointed head at my arugula joke. Pfft.
Maybe you should've tried a "Christina Arugula" or "Britney (Broccoli) Spears" joke.
<center><IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/darkmoonchild23/images/the_brain_magnet.jpg" alt="Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" height=250 width=250></center><br />
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:darkmoonchild23@aol.com"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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