05-28-2003, 01:19 AM
Quote:If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
Nevermind that.
Ring up whore A on her cell and tell her to come to my house instead.
no cops over here.
*edit*~~note to self~~ in comedy, questions sound "whiney". statements have a more gooder comedic effect.