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I Shave my Asshole Hairs
#1
Every single time I shower, I shave my asshole. It is not an easy task. It's almost like performing pilates in the shower.

I wonder if other women also shave their assholes, because I fear that either a) I am the only woman that has asshole hair or b) other women don't realize that they too should shave their asshole hairs.

Ok.

Just sharing.

(Disclaimer: I just wanted to allow as many messageboard posters the opportunity to amuse themselves at my expense).
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#2
what do you use to do this??? can't you cut yourself there???????
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#3
you should put razors on alkey's nose and tongue
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#4
I use my trusty Mach 3.

I'm quite handy with it.

I also use it over my labia.
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#5
You can cut yourself if you are highly retarded and don't know what you are doing. It takes precision and skill.
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#6
Ninny, does LawnBoy work well?
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
you should put razors on alkey's nose and tongue

Alkey Scissor Face?
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
you should put razors on alkey's nose and tongue

Alkey Scissor Face?



:wow:
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#9
I shave it because I like my asshole tongued.

I don't want a razor on his tongue.

That would hurt.
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#10
I shave my penis and sack.

I hope this makes you all very wet and bothered.
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