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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Mr. Anal Retentive. Sheesh! Maybe i was trying to keep my cock as a surprise.
Yeah, like the facial hair and <s>beer</s> Twinkie gut wouldn't have given you away. :lol:
or the cock pounding her vagina. :o
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Quote:umm you still have to do twice as much work, girls are much harder to get off then guys. i figured as a woman you might have come to realize that about yourself. or are you saying that working to get a girl off just isn't important and we as men shouldn't try or care?
yeah, that's what i'm saying.
as a woman, i KNOW what it takes to pleasure another woman, we just have that advantage. it wouldn't be as demanding as trying to please 2 dicks at once, at least in my opinion.
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Quote: it wouldn't be as demanding as trying to please 2 dicks at once, at least in my opinion.
What's so demanding about it? We'll find a hole (or hand) to stick it in, roll it around in there a while, and leave a happy camper.
Quote:as a woman, i KNOW what it takes to pleasure another woman
We request video evidence to this fact.
<font color=5e5e5e>Hey, it works for the Hussein kids.</font>
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Quote: umm you still have to do twice as much work, girls are much harder to get off then guys.
So, THAT explains your insistence on only fucking guys then, huh? I see. Lazy faggot.
Quote: are you saying that working to get a girl off just isn't important and we as men shouldn't try or care?
eh, I'd worry about
learning how to get a gal off first before worrying about whether or not you should "care" or "try".
just sayin'.
Ladies - heres a question for ya:
Do you think its "hot" to kiss a guy right after hes' gone down on you or would you rather him "rinse it out" first?
Also, if you just went down on a guy and the guy refuses to kiss you (even though you were GOOD GIRL and you swallowed) would you be offended?
Me personally, as long as the gal clearly removed all remnants of my DNA from her mouth, I'd kiss her...I think its rather hot actually. Carefree attitude about sex in the champagne room, hell yeah! :nod:
but hell NO, NO SNOWBALLING please!
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Quote:unless we are Roto-Rootering someone's bloody vag. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](https://www.cdih.net/ymb/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
<img src=http://washingtoncounty.com/plumbing/RotoRooterequip.jpg>
God, I hope he's getting overtime for this one... :o
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Quote:Carefree attitude about sex in the champagne room, hell yeah
BTS leak????
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(only FTL and mods will get this joke)
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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
[quote] What's so demanding about it? We'll find a hole (or hand) to stick it in, roll it around in there a while, and leave a happy camper. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](https://www.cdih.net/ymb/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
I think my boyfriend took lessons from you, Brain.
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Quote:Originally posted by Jennitalia
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
[quote] What's so demanding about it? We'll find a hole (or hand) to stick it in, roll it around in there a while, and leave a happy camper. ![Rolleyes Rolleyes](https://www.cdih.net/ymb/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
I think my boyfriend took lessons from you, Brain.
sounds like you need to make a trade-in. :nod:
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Quote:I think my boyfriend took lessons from you, Brain.
Jenn's boytoy right before he goes muff-diving:
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:lol:
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